Album Rating: 3.5

Lol that's nothing. here's a wall of text courtesy of ChatGPT:



In the vast expanse of human existence, we find ourselves grappling with the complexities and intricacies of the world we inhabit. From the microscopic realm of atoms to the boundless stretches of the cosmos, our journey as a species has been one of curiosity, exploration, and constant evolution. Throughout history, we have witnessed the rise and fall of civilizations, the triumphs and tribulations of individuals, and the ever-changing tapestry of cultures and ideas. We have seen the birth of great empires and the emergence of profound scientific discoveries that have reshaped our understanding of the universe. Yet, amidst all the progress and knowledge we have accumulated, we continue to face a multitude of challenges. Our planet, Earth, is beset by environmental crises, from climate change to deforestation, threatening the delicate balance of ecosystems and the very existence of numerous species. We must grapple with these issues and strive to find sustainable solutions that preserve our planet for future generations. On the social front, we still grapple with inequality, discrimination, and injustice. Despite significant strides in the pursuit of equality and human rights, there are still marginalized communities that face systemic barriers and prejudice. It is our collective responsibility to address these injustices and foster a society that values diversity, inclusivity, and compassion. Technological advancements have propelled us into an era of unprecedented connectivity and convenience. The advent of the internet has revolutionized the way we communicate, learn, and conduct business. We have seen remarkable breakthroughs in fields such as artificial intelligence, robotics, and biotechnology, promising great potential for human progress. However, we must also navigate the ethical implications of these advancements and ensure that they serve the greater good, rather than exacerbating existing disparities. In the realm of politics and governance, we face the challenge of fostering effective leadership and promoting democratic ideals. The world is interconnected like never before, and global issues demand global solutions. Cooperation and diplomacy must prevail over conflict and division as we tackle pressing issues such as poverty, terrorism, and the pursuit of peace.

Album Rating: 4.2

Nah fam, you can't fool me. That's just the beginning of a Shadows review

Album Rating: 5.0

"lol, you sound like me when I dropped that 1.5 Obzen review back in 2013"



Lol good times innit

Album Rating: 3.5

Shadows, eh? ChatGPT, save me again:



Shadows. Those dark, elusive entities that dance and flicker as the sun's rays collide with objects, lurking in the corners of our perception. They may seem innocuous, merely the absence of light, but I propose to you that they are a grave threat to world peace. Yes, shadows, those insidious elements that follow us relentlessly, whispering secrets and sowing discord in their wake. Consider for a moment the power of shadows. They have the ability to distort reality, to warp our perceptions, and to create a sense of uncertainty and fear. In the realm of international relations, this is a dangerous proposition. Shadows cast doubt on the intentions of nations, fostering an environment of suspicion and mistrust. Imagine a scenario where shadows become instruments of manipulation. Diplomatic negotiations, already delicate affairs, are further complicated as shadowy figures cast doubt on the sincerity of each party's intentions. Accusations are thrown, fingers pointed, and the fragile foundations of peace crumble under the weight of uncertainty. Moreover, shadows have the ability to conceal nefarious activities. In the darkness they thrive, providing cover for clandestine operations and covert agendas. Terrorist organizations, criminal syndicates, and rogue states can exploit the shadows to carry out their heinous acts undetected, undermining the very fabric of global stability. But the threat of shadows extends beyond their deceptive nature. Shadows have a psychological impact on individuals and societies. They evoke primal fears, stirring the depths of our subconscious. This fear, if left unchecked, can fuel paranoia, isolationism, and an us-versus-them mentality. In the absence of light, shadows can give rise to the darkest aspects of human nature. Furthermore, shadows cast doubt on the notion of transparency, a fundamental pillar of democracy and peace. When shadows lurk in the corridors of power, accountability becomes elusive. Governments and institutions can operate in the shadows, shielded from public scrutiny and immune to the checks and balances that safeguard the rights of individuals.

Album Rating: 4.2

"Lol good times innit"



Good times for sure. Thankfully the album finally clicked with me years later, but I got a lot of heat for my initial opinions on the band

Album Rating: 3.5

Honestly that's a fair review looking back. ObZen has some moments - namely Bleed and some cool solos scattered, but the second half is just so BORING for me. It's like it wants to create a post-metally atmosphere but doesn't want to go all-in on it. I would've preferred more atmospherics to contrast the mechanical riffage.

Album Rating: 4.2

"ObZen has some moments - namely Bleed and some cool solos scattered"



I mean, Bleed was the song I hated the most back then, lol

Album Rating: 3.5

That's wild bc that's sort of the only one that stuck with me.

Album Rating: 4.5

Koris probably hated it cuz it was overplayed

Album Rating: 4.5

Nobody would shut up about bleed in any setting, I get it

Album Rating: 4.8

Menshuggah - Catch Thirtymen

Album Rating: 4.5

Trve

Album Rating: 4.0

Thirty three men

Album Rating: 5.0

“Djent got better when bands started putting a post-metal atmospheric backdrop to it / added melody”



lol

Album Rating: 4.5

looool

Album Rating: 3.5

never listened to the huggers. should i?

Album Rating: 4.5

Why wouldn't u

Album Rating: 3.5

cause i'm stuck in my old ways and fear trying new things.

Album Rating: 4.0

Most honest person on the internet

Album Rating: 4.5

Worst that can happen is u don't dig.



Best that can happen, u transcend your own physical being