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DotEight
June 2nd 2012


5704 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I never said it was a genre. I said there is djent influence in this album completely 100%.



And obviously that makes 4. Just stop.

Skrapyard
June 2nd 2012


595 Comments


Tell me what is tasteful about this album. I don't want to hear why you think it's good - I want to hear how you think it is artful/well-composed/what-have-you. Like I said... you can think it's good, but it's still tasteless. I've listened to the album, and I was no-so-shocked to hear that the whole damn things is built on wankery and chugs. Wankery and chugs = djent = formula = tasteless. Kitsch. Whatever you'd like to call it. It's because of users like you that this site has gone to absolute shit. Fucking kids get pacified by the most awful shit these days. Good day sirs.

loveisamixtape
June 2nd 2012


12471 Comments


lol

"ha you guys are dumb for thinking this isn't something"

"how"

"oh I don't wanna get into it"

DotEight
June 2nd 2012


5704 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"http://got-djent.com/band/contortionist"



Yeah they aren't djent AT ALL. Want more proof? I've got plenty. I mean dude I live 30 miles from

them. I know shit. It's not difficult to figure out guitar tones.

loveisamixtape
June 2nd 2012


12471 Comments


Wankery and chugs = djent = formula = tasteless.


Wankery and chugs = djent = formula


Wankery and chugs = djent


no.

chugs = djent


lol

loveisamixtape
June 2nd 2012


12471 Comments


so them being on a site that has the word djent in the address and the fact that you live 30 miles away from them makes them a djent band huh

DotEight
June 2nd 2012


5704 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

@Love.



You have this a 5, of course you won't agree. It's still fucking djent. Do you play guitar? I doubt it.

DotEight
June 2nd 2012


5704 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Explain djent to me in your definition since you are such a genius.

DotEight
June 2nd 2012


5704 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Thats what I do best? Are you agreeing with him? Rofl. Flutter I thought you knew your tones better, this band is djent.

DotEight
June 2nd 2012


5704 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Well just let me argue then since I am right :p

loveisamixtape
June 2nd 2012


12471 Comments


The fact that I like this album makes me more likely to agree that it's something it's not?

Djent is a stacatto chug SOUND that you get through medium-high gain, NOT a genre. Meshuggah is an exception, but
only because they innovated it. It's become such a pet-peeve for me that every young band that has enough money to
get an Axe-Fx thinks that they're involved in some new musical revolution when it's all the same

Calling a band a djent band would be the same thing as calling another band a "chord band" or some shit

DotEight
June 2nd 2012


5704 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I know what djent is, you don't have to explain it to me. The fact you deny this even slighty as djent

invalidates your opinion. I could care less if you love this band or not, it's still djent.

Skrapyard
June 2nd 2012


595 Comments


"Djent is a stacatto chug SOUND that you get through medium-high gain"

Uh yea they have this.

The fact you deny this even slighty as djent invalidates your opinion. I could care less if you love this band or not, it's still djent. [2]

ILJ
June 2nd 2012


6942 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Jesus Christ man, you are being far too much of a douche about this. I even said there was some djent tone and you still proceeded to act like I was disagreeing with you. Cool your jets.





Skrapyard
June 2nd 2012


595 Comments


No one is talking to you; get out.

ILJ
June 2nd 2012


6942 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I will do no such thing.

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
June 2nd 2012


16307 Comments


Why even bother with goons that like this album, bro?

Dashy
June 2nd 2012


422 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Who cares what they are. Listening to them is enjoyable, and it obviously is to you all also seeing how the lowest rating one of you has is a 3.5.

AtomicShane
June 2nd 2012


2121 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

who cares if its djent or not, shit still rapes.

ZilbelPing
June 2nd 2012


6315 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I wish I remembered the "stop spending all your time hateing each other" thing



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