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ArsMoriendi
January 1st 2025


42418 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I get what you mean, but I think it's kind of different for gay men.



There's such a long history of gay men idolizing female solo artists that date back to Judy Garland speaking in favor of gay rights while also being a powerful persona, Bette Middler performing at gay bathhouses, gays using divas as personas for drag, lip syncing their songs. Also, the general theme of many gay men feeling ousted by straight men societally, so they'll turn to women (even in media form) as a means of escape. Finding their pride while finding these women as powerful people to aspire to be like.



I don't personally relate to a lot of it, but whether it be real life conversations, documentaries, and just knowing about this history, it's not really subtle or hidden or just a stereotype.



And I don't think gay women or transpeople's history take on quite that exact direction. Each part of the community has its own unique culture, I suppose

veninblazer
January 1st 2025


20069 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

yeah that's probably what it is

Futures
Staff Reviewer
January 1st 2025


17749 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

all i've gotten from this is that colton wants to fuck m&ms candy, specifically the blue one

veninblazer
January 1st 2025


20069 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Colton
January 1st 2025


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

i don't wanna fuck m&ms. i was specifically presented with a question regarding which i would fuck if i had to choose. i think i made the right choice

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
January 1st 2025


19111 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"how is sabrina carpenter, ariana grande and taylor swift gay targeted music lol"



too add on to everything ars already said... sabrina + ariana + obv charli + even more obv chappell could not be any more transparent about it in their tweets & interviews.



taylor and especially beyonce are also both very much in that lane too but are a bit more subtle/corporate about it. i even remember midnights and renaissance getting "culture vulture" type critiques over it

Futures
Staff Reviewer
January 1st 2025


17749 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

we're on to which m&m you want to fuck man

Demon of the Fall
January 1st 2025


39633 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I’m more interested in this Vaporeon theory when shit like Gardevoir exists (lol, wtf did I just read?!)

Colton
January 1st 2025


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

i'm not gonna fuck one of the perfectly round m&ms. just imagine how that would play out. if it starts rolling away it could do some real damage

Futures
Staff Reviewer
January 1st 2025


17749 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

do not look up sounding this is a warning

veninblazer
January 1st 2025


20069 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

the vaporeon copypasta is unhinged

Demon of the Fall
January 1st 2025


39633 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

spherical objects can be shoved up your jacksie pretty easily though, depending very heavily on overall mass of course

Demon of the Fall
January 1st 2025


39633 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I want to understand the logic behind the Vaporeon thing but also maybe I don’t 🤔

There’s definitely faulty logic in there somewhere, especially when “humanoid” mons actually exist, lol

Futures
Staff Reviewer
January 1st 2025


17749 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

zoophiles

veninblazer
January 1st 2025


20069 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

i don't wanna know but i remember when someone deepfaked Joe Biden saying that exact thing

Colton
January 1st 2025


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

i’m not sounding with m&ms

Colton
January 1st 2025


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

or doing anything sexual with them. please stop saying that it’s a disingenuous interpretation of the point i was making

jrlikestodance
January 1st 2025


7576 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Tucker Colton ova here

JohnnyoftheWell
January 1st 2025


64287 Comments


delete my account

GhandhiLion
January 1st 2025


17793 Comments


That is beyond my power Hugh Puddle



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