Album Rating: 5.0
*James is playing in the treehouse*
Mom: "Hey, when are you gonna get down and get a real job???"
James: "OUTTA MY WAY! OUTTA MY DAY-AH!"
Mom: "I'm warning you! Don't cross that line with me!"
James: "SO BE IT! THREATEN NO MORE!"
*Father comes outside*
Father: "Son, I order you to get down from there!"
*James throws a soda can at the father, knocking his hat off*
James: "WHERE'S YOUR CROWN, KING NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIING-AHAH"
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*James on the Q&A panel at the premier of Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire*
Person in crowd: So James, what is your favourite Pokemon from the new generation?
James: GIMME A "M"
Crowd: M!!!!
James: GIMME A "E"
Crowd: E!!!!
James: GIMME A "T"
Crowd: T!!!!
James: GIMME "A" GIMME "G" GIMME "R" GIMME "O" GIMME "S" GIMME "S"
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Album Rating: 5.0
https://imgur.com/a/yBGq2
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*Upon Metallica's declining sales, James starts a children's therapy retreat*
James: DEAR MOTHA, DEAR FATHAAAAA!
Parents: ....um yes?
James: DID YOU HEAR YO BABIEZ CRYINNNNNNN?!
Parents: ...um yes, that's why we brought them here. You're the therapist, what are your suggestions?
James: FIGHT FIYA WITH FIYA!
Parents: That doesn't sound like a very constructive solution.
James: FUK IT ALL AND FUKIN' NO REGRETS!
Father: Sir, you are being very disrespectful to me and my wife.
James: SEE OUR MOTHA PUT 2 DEATH!
Father: SIR, I TOLD Y...
James: SEE OUR MOTHA DIEEEEEEEEE!!!
Father: Yeah, we're taking our kid somewhere else.
James: SAD BUT TRUEEEEE!
Mother: And we're giving you one star on Yelp.
James: DON'T TREAD ON MEEEEEE!!!
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Album Rating: 5.0
this is like the "stop derpin while i'm djentin" meme but more tl;dr. i get it.
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I hope the trend continues, it brings endless joy
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Album Rating: 5.0
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/a4/a4c478840cee0eab29309d5c47d04bb2ec6ab9325f1730a372921730119f4ba5.jpg
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Album Rating: 5.0
also Uncle Joey said to CUT. IT. OUUUT.
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You got it, dude
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Album Rating: 5.0
There's always a snake in Paradise.
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There's always a snake in my pants
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Album Rating: 5.0
I'm sure it's venomous.
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Lars is almost the best drummer of all time!
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Album Rating: 4.5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd-cho1KQHg
"pumping my erection"
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men lars is best drummer of the time! he may play some snare on time but he can play the bass drum fast with one leg men, no drummer can do this?
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Ur mom
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Album Rating: 5.0
Just posted my followup review to this :]
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hey men! thank for concern! i take this name from the song by Metallica that was a song by Blue Oyster Cult call Astronomy,, it is eternal light men! they call me desdinova, it is by Sandy that say The Soft Doctrines of Imaginos,, men this is groundbreaking and i life to see the day i become a star! thank for talking?
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There ya go men
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