Protest the Hero Fortress
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Emim
March 7th 2010


39189 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

It is in Pakistan!

Thanatopsis
March 17th 2010


90 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I don't want to sound ignorant, but I cannot understand how people cannot love Protest the Hero (minus Rody's vocals which are a clear "love it or hate it" thing). Their songwriting is awesome; they are technical, all the while being catchy; they are heavy without doing very much "chugga chugga"; and their lyrics (though some may call them pretentious) are intelligent and, in my opinion, amazing.

EnricoPalazzo
March 17th 2010


626 Comments


Opinions are a bitch, eh?

IronyIsALivingScene
March 17th 2010


129 Comments


Their lyrics are like power metal lyrics and not the good kind like Blind Guardian the gay kind like Dragonforce.

EnricoPalazzo
March 17th 2010


626 Comments


They go with the music, however.

IronyIsALivingScene
March 17th 2010


129 Comments


The music is also terrible.

EnricoPalazzo
March 17th 2010


626 Comments


That there's a misinformed statement.

IronyIsALivingScene
March 17th 2010


129 Comments


Not really, band has one good song (turn soonest to the sea). Everything else they've done ranges from painfully boring to incredibly shitty. They're like new BTBAM, assclowns enjoy them.

ninjuice
March 17th 2010


6760 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Their lyrics are like power metal lyrics


Fortress, yes; Kezia, hell no.

IronyIsALivingScene
March 17th 2010


129 Comments


I dunno, Kezia had that shit about dicks and ribs. And how hope could be so beautiful. Sounds like recent Edguy to me.

heavykevlarsuit
March 17th 2010


151 Comments


yeah, this shit.. not so good. which is why i was telling everyone this nearly two years ago.

Baphomet
March 17th 2010


7363 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I dunno, Kezia had that shit about dicks and ribs. And how hope could be so beautiful. Sounds like recent Edguy to me.




It's meant to be metaphorical. Edguy is all like DRAGONS MAIDENS DRAGONS DRAGONS .... BREAKDOWN!!! SOLO!!!!.... DRAGONS DRAGONS MAIDENS AND DRAGONS

EnricoPalazzo
March 17th 2010


626 Comments


Shhhh, just let them have their opinions in peace. Wrong as they may be...

Baphomet
March 17th 2010


7363 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I could, but then the terrorists win.

EnricoPalazzo
March 17th 2010


626 Comments


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ninjuice
March 17th 2010


6760 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I dunno, Kezia had that shit about dicks and ribs. And how hope could be so beautiful. Sounds like recent Edguy to me.


hahaha

Just reading Cocaine's review would have cleared that up.

IronyIsALivingScene
March 17th 2010


129 Comments


It's meant to be metaphorical. Edguy is all like DRAGONS MAIDENS DRAGONS DRAGONS .... BREAKDOWN!!! SOLO!!!!.... DRAGONS DRAGONS MAIDENS AND DRAGONS


Notice how I said recent Edguy, as in when the band became a parody of themselves and released a bunch of songs about gay sex. Also it can be as "metaphorical" as it wants. That doesn't change the fact that some of the lyrics on this and Kezia are more cringeworthy than the line about growing pubes in "Hate Everyone".

EnricoPalazzo
March 17th 2010


626 Comments


Lame. You know you love this.

Baphomet
March 17th 2010


7363 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

And the sooner you accept it the sooner we can get this thread to move along.

IronyIsALivingScene
March 17th 2010


129 Comments


Nah, soz I don't like boring music. I like Rasputins review of this, pretty much says it all.



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