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Egarran
October 21st 2020


36867 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

One baby has to be the coolest

Demon of the Fall
October 21st 2020


39126 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

'What if you had two children and Brad had a 4.0 GPA and Chad had a 3.5 GPA would you only love Brad unconditionally?'

Forgetting the fact I'd never give my children those names, or names that rhyme in general, I'd likely gravitate towards Chad as his need for my love and support is greater. From an admittedly selfish perspective the opportunity to 'add value' and improve Chad as a human being is also greater than it is with Brad, so this would help me feel vindicated in my decision and create the illusion that I'm actually a good parent (even though I'm clearly displaying and acting upon feelings of favouritism).

Brad would end up neglected, thus becoming more like the 3.5 Chad was, whereas Chad may show modest improvement. Despite the 'net negative' my children are now very close in perceived value and so I can sleep easy knowing I've 'succeeded'. Of course I do not notice what is happening with Brad and this unwitting rejection is just the start of a downward spiral he will never recover from.

Egarran
October 21st 2020


36867 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

got'em

Demon of the Fall
October 21st 2020


39126 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I had more fun typing that, than you did reading it.

Trifolium
October 21st 2020


41141 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I think it's time that after quantifying our love for records and for our children, we now start quantifying our love for reading and writing experiences.



I think mine from reading your post about your children would measure approximately ɕ3.82346666, with ɕ being our common enjoyment measure corrected for weather conditions.

Demon of the Fall
October 21st 2020


39126 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I don't know if you could tell from my comment, but neither do I have or plan to create miniature versions of myself - I just wouldn't wish that upon this poor unsuspecting world; but also mostly other (slightly more) logical reasons.

Does this alter your analysis in any way Trif?

Trifolium
October 21st 2020


41141 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I think perhaps it doesn't lead to a new ɕ for this instance, but I'll have to recalculate the ɧ so it might have an influence on future quantifications.



Also pity about there not being Imp(s) of the Fall.

Lord(e)Po)))ts
October 21st 2020


70256 Comments


"I... guess...

Oops I think I should have thought that through a little bit more..."

Ahaha

Lord(e)Po)))ts
October 21st 2020


70256 Comments


"Forgetting the fact I'd never give my children those names, or names that rhyme in general, I'd likely gravitate towards Chad as his need for my love and support is greater. From an admittedly selfish perspective the opportunity to 'add value' and improve Chad as a human being is also greater than it is with Brad, so this would help me feel vindicated in my decision and create the illusion that I'm actually a good parent (even though I'm clearly displaying and acting upon feelings of favouritism).

Brad would end up neglected, thus becoming more like the 3.5 Chad was, whereas Chad may show modest improvement. Despite the 'net negative' my children are now very close in perceived value and so I can sleep easy knowing I've 'succeeded'. Of course I do not notice what is happening with Brad and this unwitting rejection is just the start of a downward spiral he will never recover from."

This is amazing


Valkoor952
October 21st 2020


4896 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

God this album SUCKS

Cygnatti
October 21st 2020


36398 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Brad and Chad are fine names tbh

Lord(e)Po)))ts
October 21st 2020


70256 Comments


MOM! DAD!

BRAD! THAD!

scream queens anyone?

Colton
October 21st 2020


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2CeSytk8n8

Valkoor952
October 21st 2020


4896 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I don't think I can take Chad seriously as a name anymore after all the chad memes

Lord(e)Po)))ts
October 21st 2020


70256 Comments


Chad is one of the worst names of all time yeah

TheSpaceMan
October 21st 2020


13614 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

chad is a math problem name

Trifolium
October 21st 2020


41141 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Before you mentioned him as being my hypothetical child, the brother of Brad, my other hypothetical child, I had never really considered that this was an actual name.

Lord(e)Po)))ts
October 21st 2020


70256 Comments


Yeah it's basically just a meme

Trifolium
October 21st 2020


41141 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

He's pretty hot for a meme. That bulge!

This isn't even that inappropriate for sex-music o'clock.

Lord(e)Po)))ts
October 21st 2020


70256 Comments


Weird way to talk about your son trif



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