Album Rating: 4.5
Thanks :]
Slightly scared about it but I'm hoping it goes well.
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Album Rating: 4.5
Yeah I can figure out the most effective way to burn every CD of St. Anger, that's a disease in of itself.
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Album Rating: 4.5
I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Album Rating: 5.0
Damn, Calc is an academic
And yeah, if you could solve the cancer problem that would be nice - cancer is kind of a buzzkill
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Album Rating: 5.0
"Just saw your reviews list with the Necrotica account. You don't have any PTK review, I confused you with Nag rofl I'm an idiot. But yeah I used to dig your Rush and Queen reviews, and that 2/5 review of Reign in Blood by Slayer :0"
lol, that Slayer review was terrible
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Album Rating: 5.0
no way that review ruled
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Album Rating: 5.0
*James gets on a rollercoaster with a friend*
Friend: "Dude, this is a pretty fast ride. Are you ready?"
James: "MOTAAAH BREATH! IT'S HOW I LIVE MY LIFE!"
Friend: "Yeah man, gotta live for the speed!"
James: "It's got me ACTIN' LIKE A MANIAC"
*on the ride*
James: "WHIPLASH!!!"
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Lol
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Album Rating: 5.0
:D
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Album Rating: 5.0
*James walks into the check out line at his local grocery store*
Cashier: Hello sir how are you?
James: OUTTA MY WAY! OUTTA MY DAY!
*James storms the register*
Cashier: Woah woah woah what are you doing who do you think you are?
James: I'M YOUR EYES WHEN YOU MUST STEAL
Cashier: James Hetfield?
James: SAD BUT TRUE
Cashier: Hey man if you would just sign my tits or something you can have the whole register
James: SO LET IT BE WRITTEN, SO LET IT BE DONE
*James complies, signs the dude's tits... then sprints out of the store, register in hand*
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Lmaoooo
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Album Rating: 5.0
*Hetfield walks into the courtroom as the judge*
Judge Hetfield: "Myself and the jury-ahhhhh have reached a verdict-ahhhhh".
Defendant: "Yes, your honour".
Judge Hetfield: "You will be sentenced to 7 years in prison-ahhhhhh for armed robbery-ahhhhhh".
*Rapturous applause from the attendees in the courtroom*
Judge Hetfield: "JUSTICE IS DONE!"
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Album Rating: 4.0
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Album Rating: 5.0
*James and his wife pull up at the McDonalds drive-thru*
Staff: Welcome to McDonalds can I take your order?
James: GIMME FOOD GIMME FI GIMME DOUBLE SIDE A FRIIIES
Wife: Honey do you have to do that every single time???
James: Wait for it
Staff: Sir can you repeat that please
James: Wait for it
Wife: Honey the lady is wait-
James: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off
This memes are pure gold
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Album Rating: 5.0
*Hetfield approaches a smouldering building dressed as a high ranking fireman*
Fireman 1: "Sir, the building is covered with smoke and flames...what should we do?!"
Hetfield: "FIGHT FIRE WITH FIYAAHHHHHHH!"
Fireman 2: "Erm sir...we don't really think that will help the situation".
Hetfield: "THE ENDING IS NEARRRR-AAHH!".
Fireman 1: "Lets try to keep things positive shall we? This is a terrible situation".
Hetfield: "ALMOST LIFE YOUR LIFE-AAAHH".
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Chili's Waitress: Sir, how would you like your steak?
James: ...BLACKENED
That's all I got, I'll leave it to you professionals
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Album Rating: 5.0
Short and sweet dude m/
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Album Rating: 5.0
- Hey Hetfield, can you introduce me to your drummer?
- Sure, FACE THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE
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Album Rating: 5.0
*The band is in the dressing room working on the setlist for tonights show*
Lars: So guys we still have one fucking spot open, anyone have any fucking suggestions? fuck
*James exits the room to take a piss*
Kirk: Oh I know, why don't we play Dyers... haven't played that one in a while.
James (from the bathroom): DEAR MOTHER DEAR FATHER-AHHH
Lars: Uhhm I don't want to play that fucking song Kirk you fucking know that fuck
Kirk: Hey guys, remember that one time Lars didn't suck ass???
James (still in the bathroom): THE MEMORY REMAAAAAAAAINS
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