Blew your load too soon Ars. What a loser.

Album Rating: 5.0

Well that wasn't a happy ending

How not? I successfully killed ArsMoriendi by giving him a migraine. I did the community a favor.

Album Rating: 5.0

The other kind of happy ending 🙄

??????

Album Rating: 4.5

holy shit ala doesn't get a sex joke



that's a first

THAT was a sex joke??? I'm so confused

Album Rating: 5.0

A happy ending is when the masseuse jerks you off after she gives you your massage.

That has a name? Go figure

Album Rating: 5.0

1. MBV - Loveless

2. Radiohead - OK Computer

3. SP - Siamese Dream

Album Rating: 5.0

Wtf ALA legit didn't understand that?

Album Rating: 5.0

He lives a sheltered life

I think I've heard that once before but I don't remember. I saw it on Six Feet Under once though, it was creepy.

Album Rating: 4.0

"Since when was that a thing"

Why not just leave your original comment ?

And it has been a thing for a very long time -- long predating your birth year, 2003.

Album Rating: 5.0

I've heard it's illegal in America to get one since it's technically prostitution.

dude a happy ending isnt a meme wtf

Album Rating: 5.0

One of my friends got a free handjob from the chick driver when he took an Uber out of a party the cops shut down. He sent it to me as a Snapchat so the evidence is now deceased

"Why not just leave your original comment ?

And it has been a thing for a very long time -- long predating your birth year, 2003. "

Because my original comment was confusing(I meant since when has it been called that, not since when has the act existed)

Also you got the year wrong ha1ax

Album Rating: 5.0

Le' meow, Le Meow LE'MEAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOW

"Well i am the talking heads number one fan, so you could say it's a talking heads reference on that merit alone."

You heard like one Talking Heads album, settle down.