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Emim
June 5th 2026


39993 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"that car underwater ep is pretty good"



I'm loving it, the When the Sun Sleeps homage is a banger

JayEnder
June 5th 2026


23436 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Literally the same exact synth line lol its so sick

LightAndGlass
June 5th 2026


1823 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Haven't seen anybody talk about the bass in the chorus of dull blade disguise but fuck, I'm obsessed with it.

Muppelope
June 5th 2026


2157 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Favorite part of that song, yeah. It loses me just a little bit in the second half, but the whole first half of that song is so good, especially the bass.

LightAndGlass
June 5th 2026


1823 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Damn, it loses you with the are you satisfied section?

Muppelope
June 5th 2026


2157 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yeah, a little bit. It's still a fine song, in fact it's my third favorite on the album, but I like the first half better and the slower section that builds up to that part just takes me out of it slightly. Feels like it loses some momentum there.

Storm In A Teacup
June 5th 2026


47261 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I keep trying to think who they ripped off with the opening riff of dull blade but I can’t remember who did that riff

JayEnder
June 5th 2026


23436 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

That's a Chevelle riff if I've ever heard one

Storm In A Teacup
June 5th 2026


47261 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Oh fuck that is it

Groundking
June 5th 2026


2604 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

'face should have been on this album god damn'



And DTTO : (

Muppelope
June 5th 2026


2157 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yeah it's basically Saferwaters, pretty sure.

bigweinerdon
June 5th 2026


3159 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

classic death pose is a fuckin ripper demarius

JayEnder
June 5th 2026


23436 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Bump that rating donny

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
June 5th 2026


126749 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

HARD!!!!

Storm In A Teacup
June 5th 2026


47261 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"Yeah it's basically Saferwaters, pretty sure."



Indeed

jrlikestodance
June 6th 2026


8756 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

As someone generally picky with emocore/this brand of post hardcore, this is slowly creeping toward my aoty

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
June 6th 2026


126749 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

WOOOOOO!!!!

Wildcardbitchesss
June 6th 2026


21652 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

It’s absolutely mine… which is wicked impressive in the year of Neurosis rising from the ashes and double Converge.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
June 6th 2026


126749 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Idk if anything can unseat Neurosis for me, but I already have four 5s from this year lol. Friggin insanity.

Wildcardbitchesss
June 6th 2026


21652 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Neurosis is a very close second. They’re such incomparable records but gun to my head pick one… yeah I’m going with this.



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