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budgie
June 5th 2026


43516 Comments


i just hacked the website and deathrot and hawks are posting from the same ip address

DarkNoctus
June 5th 2026


12929 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

hawks can play with my gay ass any time

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
June 5th 2026


126852 Comments

Album Rating: 4.8

Hahahahahaha ily Noctus!!!!

DarkNoctus
June 5th 2026


12929 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

i still expect a beer

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
June 5th 2026


126852 Comments

Album Rating: 4.8

I would love a beer right now.

Sevengill
June 5th 2026


13438 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

budg I know you didn't hack the site bc if you did, you'd fix the new account creation issue while you were at it. I know it in my heart.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
June 5th 2026


126852 Comments

Album Rating: 4.8

Men.

Dizchu
June 5th 2026


848 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I'm 40 years old and I remember when this band used to be good. It was before their first album, before their first demo. When they were merely an idea to be corrupted by this cruel world.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
June 5th 2026


126852 Comments

Album Rating: 4.8

Hahahahahahahaha

Eakflanderyof
June 5th 2026


6963 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

This guy is on a forum and thinks he's the only old guy. Dont know why he's taking his divorce out on us



I'd be surprised if anyone is under 35 here

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
June 5th 2026


126852 Comments

Album Rating: 4.8

Same here tbh.

Sevengill
June 5th 2026


13438 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

where's Snide when you need him

Laen
June 10th 2026


936 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"This guy is on a forum and thinks he's the only old guy. Dont know why he's taking his divorce out on us



I'd be surprised if anyone is under 35 here"



Fuck.....this hurt to read

oltnabrick
June 12th 2026


41889 Comments


I’m under 35!

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
June 12th 2026


30135 Comments


ryus (rip) was like 17 when he quit the site

AlkemestRedux
Contributing Reviewer
June 12th 2026


2829 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Per the how do you consume music post, Sput's demographics of users who filled out the survey are:



10-17: 0%



18-25: 4.3%



26-35: 60.9%



36+: 34.8%



Time to bust out the walkers, folks. Although I suspect there's a huge chunk of users who just don't interact at all. It's always interesting to lurk on people's profiles who don't list, comment or review and just use Sput to rank albums. The seems to be a lot, and I say carry on, lurkers.

oltnabrick
June 12th 2026


41889 Comments


Pretty sure Ryus is like 23 lmao

oltnabrick
June 12th 2026


41889 Comments


Might have some younger users if they allowed new accounts to be made

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
June 12th 2026


126852 Comments

Album Rating: 4.8

Yeah, Ryus is super young.

YuriZakhaev
June 13th 2026


1272 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

29, turning 30 this year. Quickly closing in on unc status



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