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Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 12th 2025


116715 Comments


Idk either I'm so wounded.

veninblazer
February 12th 2025


20047 Comments


this album is forever tainted by that not like us line

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
February 12th 2025


17275 Comments


why the buddy pregnant

Emim
February 13th 2025


38559 Comments


https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg?si=MAIO_0v7zAfKMOMz

Koris
Emeritus
February 13th 2025


22627 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

"if this album was about hawks it would be called certified has shit taste lmao"



Hello? Officer? I'd like to report a murder

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 13th 2025


116715 Comments


Koris don't entertain Colton's attempt at humor he might try it again.

Koris
Emeritus
February 13th 2025


22627 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

good point lol

Storm In A Teacup
February 13th 2025


47093 Comments


The more variations of stuff someone likes should lessen the impact of someone saying that person has shit taste. So Colton should be nicer to hawks considering hawks at least has the happiness to check out everything and like a lot of what he finds. When someone can bother to rate 5,000+ albums that no one doubts he genuinely listened to, that oersons taste becomes elite and untouchable.

Tldr: colton has no moral high ground to make fun of someone who clearly loves music.

veninblazer
February 13th 2025


20047 Comments


i'm the true shit-taste one, there are so many bolded albums i just can't get into

Storm In A Teacup
February 13th 2025


47093 Comments


Venin this is not the time to shit on yourself, no time is, go chat ppl up about music you both like.

Colton
February 13th 2025


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

the fewer ratings you have the more you love music. because you love the stuff you've already heard so much you don't feel the need to acquire more

deathschool
February 13th 2025


29481 Comments


Is this a reference to Kendrick?

MTObsidian
February 13th 2025


656 Comments


"the fewer ratings you have the more you love music. because you love the stuff you've already heard so much you don't feel the need to acquire more"

That take is worse than this album

deathschool
February 13th 2025


29481 Comments


Idk. There might be something to that. The people on this site with 5000+ ratings tend to hate most music.

MTObsidian
February 13th 2025


656 Comments


I would argue that a strong love for music creates a desire to push beyond comfort zones and explore what other genres/artists have to offer. Doesn't guarantee you'll end up liking what you find; rather it's the process of searching that is the expression of love and enjoyment of music.

Plus, everyone will always have that core group of albums/artists to come home to regularly.

deathschool
February 13th 2025


29481 Comments


I mean, it's a weird take to be sure. But it's weirder that there is some truth to it. Obviously, you won't listen to that many albums if you aren't enjoying it to some extent though.

Eakflanderyof
February 13th 2025


6668 Comments


If you have 5000 or more ratings I gotta think you're probably very rarely listening to any album twice so yeah... I can see the argument that they like finding new music more than actually liking anything that much in particular

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 13th 2025


116715 Comments


Thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard lmao. I have 6000+ ratings and everything that I've rated 3.5 or higher has been listened to multiple times. At least most of then. Also Colton is a huge moron yeah.

Colton
February 13th 2025


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

hawks you just got bodied 3-1. it's time to log off for the day and go sulk in the park to a Gorgoroth album you pretend you've heard before

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 13th 2025


116715 Comments


Also refrain from mentioning great bands like Gorgoroth when your indie pop loving ass has never bothered to jam their greatness.

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