Album Rating: 2.0
‘I don't see how vocals enhance ANY of these tracks‘
Yeah that’s it, and when they’re a very significant part of the more sedate moments here, then you have yourself a problem. It’s not like they put so much emphasis on the instrumentals that the vox just unobtrusively fade into the background. ‘Marlene’ is particularly bad because of them. The closer is complete ass as well.
John L is decent, Slow had potential, Hogwash is actually fun, almost. Which is odd because the majority of this is so obnoxiously self-important and not at all ‘fun’, that I wouldn’t be surprised if the band scoffed at the idea of it entirely.
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Album Rating: 2.5
Black Midi more like Black Shitty amirite
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Album Rating: 3.5
The disparity from here to RYM is pretty interesting. Had no idea these guys were popular in any sense, but it might be growing on me. Liking it better than the first one.
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Album Rating: 1.0
Let's start a petition to kick their vocalist out of the band and replace him with the Italian guy who won Eurovision.
Sputnik is officially better than RYM, no matter how big and diverse their database is. Having this crap rated higher than 3.10 is embarrassing.
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Album Rating: 3.5
I think the lengths some go to in order to dislike this is more embarrassing tbhhhh
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Album Rating: 1.0
I disagree, 1) they're instantly dislikeable, and 2) their music leaves a sour taste in your mouth days later upon hearing it.
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Album Rating: 3.5
Ah unshakable logic. Can't defeat it!!
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Album Rating: 2.0
U N S H A K A B L E
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Album Rating: 3.5
CREEEAAAM OF THE CROP, IT NEVER SHAKES
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"I think the lengths some go to in order to dislike this is more embarrassing tbhhhh"
this argument didn't save tool and it won't save black midi
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In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben
Und den Teig verkneten
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Album Rating: 1.0
I see Black Midi as music for skinny boys with low testosterone (I don't mean it as an insult, honestly, I'm attracted mostly to thin guys). Any buff / fat dude on this site enjoying this band? If yes, can you tell me in what way?
I have a theory that the closer to 5 your Black Midi rating is, the easier it is to cut somebody with your elbows or butt bones. 3.5 means that you weigh around 72-76kg Mars, am I correct?
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Album Rating: 3.5
Aw darn I can't save them :^( I can no longer enjoy musixcxAaa!!!
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Album Rating: 1.0
Johnny was so fking based and irresistible until he mentioned Tool.. dayum, talk about a hot streak!
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Album Rating: 2.0
Lol Baseline.
I’ll be debunking your theory though, unfortunately. I haven’t weighed myself in a good while but I’m certainly closer to the skinny side.
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Album Rating: 2.5
who's going to great lengths not to like this? it's easy af
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Album Rating: 2.0
agreed with anal
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Album Rating: 3.0
I see a lot of low ratings here. No idea who Black MIDI is but looks like I’ll be at least 4ing it
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Album Rating: 2.0
Rejoice! I’ll get the lube Pika.
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Album Rating: 3.0
Oh god hell no. This album is probably Jon Mess’ subconscious.
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