Lana Del Rey Chemtrails Over The Country Club
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JohnnyoftheWell
March 21st 2021


64287 Comments


lol thanks porc, missed that
sorry y'all, you don't love me

Egarran
March 21st 2021


36923 Comments


What we need is another war

EyesWideShut
March 21st 2021


6142 Comments


New album from Queen Lana in June.. Maybe..

tyman128
Emeritus
March 21st 2021


4898 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

June is gonna be the return of the LDR stans when Johnny hits them with a fresh 0.5 review for the new album

porcupinetheater
March 21st 2021


11092 Comments


Johnny can I review the next one to keep the peace? I will not show up on metacritic and am harmless

I will also write the whole thing without listening to any of the music, so it will be an ethical, cruelty-free review process to put Sput back in the Internet’s good graces

tyman128
Emeritus
March 21st 2021


4898 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

that's some true sacrifice right there porc

heck
March 21st 2021


7680 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

is johnny a JAV star

nol
March 21st 2021


12280 Comments


“CHANGE THE RATING PLS ILL GIVE U $500 RIGHT NOW“

damn I woulda taken the money

PlanetaryMuse
March 21st 2021


18 Comments


well he did change the rating

BlushfulHippocrene
Emeritus
March 21st 2021


4053 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Crazy good review Johnny, your writing has been phenomenal lately. I looooove the t/t so half-expecting to really like this.

porcupinetheater
March 21st 2021


11092 Comments


Holy shit lol it really is a cult

Veldin
March 21st 2021


5937 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Not a huge fan of her, but I have listened to all her LPs (except NFR, because I somehow missed it, will check) and have coincidently given them all 3's. Not sure about all the hate for this record, it's pretty enjoyable, albeit sometimes boring. Favorite tracks are "Wild at Heart" (David Lynch reference!?), "Dark but Just a Game" and "Yosemite". T/t has grown on me, but the lyrics are pretty drab.

heck
March 21st 2021


7680 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

never got why sput was even taken seriously as a legitimate source of music reviews or journalism

Veldin
March 21st 2021


5937 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

lol omg all those @metacritic responses about Sput is hilarious. Indeed, very cult-y.

porcupinetheater
March 21st 2021


11092 Comments


Honestly Sput has better writing (or at least some of the best writers) and what feels like more genuine opinions than just about any other music writing site I've seen

alamo
March 21st 2021


5973 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

am I just dreaming once again some dreams are better when they end

Veldin
March 21st 2021


5937 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

"Honestly Sput has better writing (or at least some of the best writers) and what feels like more genuine opinions than just about any other music writing site I've seen" [2]

Not sure where these tweeters are getting this 80/20 statistic, because I feel like almost the entire review discusses the album itself rather than her life.

nol
March 21st 2021


12280 Comments


because they didn’t read the review

alamo
March 21st 2021


5973 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

the lingering question kept me up 2 am who do you love

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
March 21st 2021


11998 Comments


All the exposure to Lana Del Ray has rotted their feeble brains



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