I forgive you lizzo

Lets ask bjork to forgive lizzo now

And then maybe ill forgive bjork for being the worst

They are both very loud, so maybe the comparison isn’t far off

The bork of thiccness

the yin and yang of bork

Always gotta be a colour thing with you huh smdh

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nolerthebjorker

wait no

she got a wagon tho

of every fairly dec pop artist to hate on, why lizzo?

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what do u mean by pandering to people who use twitter too much? legit question, i don't use twitter at all and never have so i have no idea lol

sometimes i think you learnt everything you know about online subcultures out of a self-help reading aid for the jordan peterson library

i mean, i don't relate 100% to lizzo's vision of self-empowerment and body positivity either, but it takes a very specific brand of condescending online armchairing to reduce that to meme value, and since you mention it, squinting at the minutiae of pop lyrics for cheap laughs instead of engaging with their sentiment is very 2009-2013 underage netizen kek fuel

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is that jordan petersen fella nice?

idk ask someone trapped in the canadian simpmatrix

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idk anyone canadian irl :[

sounds like a great time to be grateful you don't know colton irl

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swag

*dabs*

"of every fairly dec pop artist to hate on, why lizzo?"

yikes