Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off
fruity loops was always a shitty name. pussy poops would probably have been better imo
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Album Rating: 3.5
never letting go of 'fruity loops'
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Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off
the start of eyrie- the vocals especially, is reminiscent of a band or two that i can't quite pinpoint. dream theater maybe? anathema?
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Album Rating: 3.5
on a different note, i was ridiculously grossed out by the steak analogy, i keep imagining myself eating a shit steak
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Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off
a shit steak? don't know what that is mate
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Album Rating: 3.5
a steak that tastes like (literal) shit
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His name is SteakByrnes you assholes!
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Album Rating: 3.5
lol
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every time this band drops a record i imagine all its crying fanboys sitting in a circle dutch ruddering each other while the record plays softly in the background
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Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off
the last track goes so fucking hard, the recurring motif of the lead guitar, coupled with the rhythm of the bass, rallying double kick and delicious fills create this instrumental tapestry that might actually warrant one of their stilted song titles.
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Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off
The steak analogy is good i think btw, specifically because of the dynamics found in the textures of sauces, cooking methods and marinades, not to mention the wide variation in breeds and their feeds. But perhaps more importantly, because there are limply-boiled bitchtits with sensitized tastebuds that can only eat a pepper-sauced, well-done porterhouse slab at an a-la-carte restaurant and will immediately complain, especially if it's exactly how they want it. As opposed to freshly-plucked goodcunts that would be delighted instead to cut out a flank of a beast, sear it over a fire with a stick and gulp it down in gratitude of the animal's gift of flavour imparted onto them, in whichever way it was fashioned throughout it's storied life.
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Album Rating: 3.0
Wow, that was deep
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mdma man
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Album Rating: 3.0
Shit if I listen to too much metal, will I develop limply boiled bitchtits? O no
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Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off
yeah nah i wouldn't count on it, bloody analogies are so finicky ya see, prone to a nervous breakdown as soon as removed from their binding principles. Not to mention the fabric of the cosmos encompassing would rather inconveniently collapse under its own weight and then proceed to have heart attack if you did decide to grow those mammalian juglets out of spite.
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Album Rating: 3.5
After listening to this, I can safely say that Blackholes still is their top song. That's all.
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Album Rating: 4.5
Blackholes is great so im not gonna argue with that
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FL Studio sounds waaaaay more pro yeah
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Album Rating: 3.0
Dropping, listened again today. Got nothing. Wasn't very impressed with the released singles so this ends up a 3 track albvm for me
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This is one of the rare cases where the metaphor is more correct than reality.
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