futures is our resident five o'clock expert

I personally prefer to define myself by what crappy liquor I drink you know?

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nah i just like to party lol

Party boi

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"rip shots of the cheapest vodka on the shelf"

yeah thats been my whole college experience so far. bentlys man

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fleishmans like $7 for a liter lol

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jesus completely forgot about fleishmans that shit is awful

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there is no vodka that actually tastes good tho lol still my preferred drink tho

absinthe does the magic guys. one shot and you're done for the rest of the night, makes it real cheap

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i had some once such a god awful taste

it's actually quite decent for such a strong beverage. still really terrible all things considered though

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one shot? idk about that man aha

also i hate black licorice

I had absinthe one time (one shot) while it's not enough to put you out for a night, it's definitely a good way to make your night cheaper.

ok maybe you'll need a second one later the night. take a third one and it's the end of the night

licorice is killer stuff

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would rather get some cheap vodka or some boxed wine

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i haven't had a drink in so long that i don't think i could handle a single shot

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jesus you are a pussy lol

God I hate absinthe. Boxed wine is where its at.

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3 shots what?? whats the percentage jesus

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yeah franzia is god