Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us
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Necrotica
February 13th 2014


10693 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

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This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while

BigPleb
February 13th 2014


65784 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Grim haha

MeatSalad
February 13th 2014


18605 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

rip my pubes out with my bare hands.




i do this as a pastime

BigPleb
February 13th 2014


65784 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

meatmeatmeat

MeatSalad
February 13th 2014


18605 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

salaldlalsdlasd

BigPleb
February 13th 2014


65784 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Voyage of the Salad

Emyay
February 13th 2014


6282 Comments


salad fingers

OmarTheMachine
February 13th 2014


46 Comments


jake bell, thats a cool name, you should be a popstar

BlacKapes
February 13th 2014


1962 Comments


the album name is really gay in case no one noticed

OmarTheMachine
February 13th 2014


46 Comments


MyLittlePenis how do you cope with having a small member? I wouldnt know cause I dont have that problem really


Insurrection
February 13th 2014


24844 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

it depends, littlepenis are you a grower or a shower?

Yuli
Emeritus
February 13th 2014


10767 Comments


Between this and Asymmetry, is the third-album slump the new sophomore slump?

SitarHero, didn't you really like Asymmetry?

Fozzie
February 14th 2014


506 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I spun this album 3 times already and wow... I did not think it was possible to make an album worse than Traced in Air. This album is fucking weak. I mean really... 6 years to release THIS?



Cynic has always been a stupidly overrated band. Atrocious vocals, no memorable riffs, forgettable leads, and stupid effects. The only thing decent about this band is Reinert's drumming, but that said he's not even in top form anymore.



Paul Masvidal is always praised to death by his fan boys, as much as the band itself. Fact is he was never good and will never, ever be good songwriter. The guy is a straight up joke of a guitar player. He should stop writing bad music and go work as a studio musician.



The only thing half decent thing about this album is the bass, but that cannot save it.



This album is horrendous indie trash.



Cynic sucks.

OmarTheMachine
February 14th 2014


46 Comments


And you are bad troll

OmarTheMachine
February 14th 2014


46 Comments


For the people complaining about the lyrics, knowing Paul is a smart guy who knows lots of stuff about mysticism and philosophy...

Ill tell you this. If you want more lyrics about killing people that any 13yo can come up with, nonsense thats supposed to be funny cause its random or a bunch of scientific terms put together that dont really mean anything, you can listen to something else, or your favorite metal band
or periphery...

BlacKapes
February 14th 2014


1962 Comments


man its tough sometimes but girls let me stick it in their buttholes, but im very glad that you dont have that problem ty for letting us know

tempest--
February 14th 2014


20634 Comments


fozzle is ma nig

tempest--
February 14th 2014


20634 Comments


my spirit animal is the aconda

Rowan5215
Staff Reviewer
February 14th 2014


47650 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I think it's anaconda

No it wasn't just AN aconda, it was THE ACONDA.

AnimalsAsSummit
February 14th 2014


6174 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

not realy feeling this



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