who gets to be the biggest idiot

Album Rating: 5.0

omg the last page [3]



dude holy shit that was awesome XD

Album Rating: 4.5

sweet licroiessssssssss

Album Rating: 5.0

how could the reviewer give this a 2...clearly he's never stained the mountaintops with semen

Album Rating: 2.0

of course not thats public indecency

Album Rating: 2.5

his voice is pretty bad i'll give you that

maybe it'll grow on me though

His voice is bad at first, but its really an acquired taste. Once you realize how well it clicks with the music, you fall in love with it.

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

sorry, not funny

i love you more than jeff mangum loves anne frank. and jesus. and semen.

Album Rating: 2.0

"sorry, not funny"



what?



"i love you more than jeff mangum loves anne frank. and jesus. and semen."



thanks sixth!

Album Rating: 3.0

Not a big fan of these vocals either.

Album Rating: 4.5

yeah they suck

Album Rating: 5.0

Jeff Mangum's vocals are awesome, I didn't like them much at first either but they grew on me.

I think he just loses a bit of credibility for first time listeners when they get to "I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST".

Album Rating: 5.0

^ LOL, that part is still pretty weird but i find it amusing. He sounds so serious.

Album Rating: 5.0

i dunno, as soon as I heard that, i was hooked for good, and i'm an atheist

Album Rating: 4.5

What does being an atheist have to do with it, it's not like a gospel song or anything

Album Rating: 5.0

^



this

Album Rating: 5.0

I don't understand how you keep getting so surprised that people get incensed about your reviews when you're just pissing on things people love. [2]



more importantly, it's sad that you don't appreciate his voice man, from a musicianship standpoint, his pitch is actually really good and his melodies are absolutely beautiful. sure, to some, his voice is a little grating but maybe you're just too easily annoyed to appreciate this album.

Looking at some of your reviews, I'm finding it insanely hard to believe you're not a troll (and much harder to believe that a 27 year old human has this much trouble putting two coherent thoughts together; if i hadn't read you are 27 I would have guessed 15 or 16). But on the off-chance that you're serious, here's some constructive criticism: please read a middle school english book because your grammar and spelling are giving me headaches.
"Magnum has the worst voice I've ever heard, plane and simple; it's like a normal man who's nervous had sex with an air horn." This sentence is a genocide of the english language. "Plane" is an aircraft or a flat surface; you meant "plain." But more importantly, how does a person's "nervous" have sex with anything? You seriously need to slow down and write one or two reviews a day, maximum, and revise them until these little mistakes are fixed. Revising your work is probably the largest part of being a good writer, and you seem to be allergic to it. What's sad is that as bad as this review is in terms of grammar and spelling, it's still miles better than some of the other "reviews" you've posted.