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balcaen
May 30th 2012


3183 Comments


yeah I guess
that's the most brocore thing ever though, to wear shorts in the pit. yuck

Tyrael
May 30th 2012


21108 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

damn I want one of those shirts

Spec
May 30th 2012


41447 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Can't stand the almost naked dudes in there.

Spec
May 30th 2012


41447 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

What do people do at a Contortionist show anyways? I just picture everybody blazing and standing there.

Skrapyard
May 30th 2012


595 Comments


"UGH why do bands include gym shorts in their merch sometimes. honestly what the fuck"

...because bros. This shitty music is for bros by bros and bros wear bullshit like gym shorts.

balcaen
May 30th 2012


3183 Comments


What do people do at a Contortionist show anyways? I just picture everybody blazing and standing there.


The gear-nerds stand at the front trying to hide their erections as their eyes flit from pedal to pedal, hardcore/techdeath groupie chicks flank the gear-nerds and stand there emotionless the whole time, hardcore bros who were there for the opening band attempt to mosh behind the gear-nerds. They play a good show honestly, they just have shitty fans.

MalleusMaleficarum
May 30th 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

my balcaen boner went down 3 points

balcaen
May 30th 2012


3183 Comments


you don't even like me bro
i don't even think there was a balcaen boner to begin with

MalleusMaleficarum
May 30th 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

oh



was there ever

CrimsonLies
May 31st 2012


2579 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Did the first 50 pre-orders get a signed album or something?

DotEight
May 31st 2012


5704 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Not sure, probably. They do it with every album.

CrimsonLies
May 31st 2012


2579 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Yeah I think it was the first 50. I've already pre-ordered but since I live in Australia, they happen to announce it while I'm asleep, lol. Oh well, I still get dogtags and I'm a sucker for them.

climactic
May 31st 2012


22929 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

This shitty music is for bros by bros and bros wear bullshit like gym shorts.




yeah this is totally brocore, and gym shorts are the most comfortable thing ever so fuk u

DotEight
May 31st 2012


5704 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"yeah this is totally brocore, and gym shorts are the most comfortable thing ever so fuk u"



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What retard would argue that gym shorts are uncomfortable?

Skrapyard
May 31st 2012


595 Comments


Gym shorts are comfortable, but they look bad. It's like brocore. Simple, for the Neanderthal audience that consumes it, but tasteless and kitsch.

DotEight
May 31st 2012


5704 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I always skate in gym shorts, and ramp tramps still hit on me, so whats the issue?

ChuckyTruant
May 31st 2012


15956 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

And fuck you for saying this is tasteless you damn prick.

MalleusMaleficarum
May 31st 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

lololo

ChuckyTruant
May 31st 2012


15956 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Sup man

MalleusMaleficarum
May 31st 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

listening to His Hero is Gone while smoking ganja and watching hockey



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