Static Dress Rouge Carpet Disaster
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Josh D.
March 17th 2026


18593 Comments


That was fun.

Wildcardbitchesss
March 17th 2026


21362 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

NEW ALBUM PLEASE NO MORE GAMES, JUST TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY

JayEnder
March 17th 2026


23256 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

There's a note behind the TV's that just says "London"



Probably another tour announcement.

Wildcardbitchesss
March 17th 2026


21362 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

FUCK FUCK FUCM FUCK

LightAndGlass
March 17th 2026


1805 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

sigh

Josh D.
March 18th 2026


18593 Comments


They posted a video saying "Tomorrow", and the clip is a mashup of people being excited for stuff in the early 2000s. Some of the clips come from this video of people waiting for the midnight release of PS2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsyS7U3ogUk

I particularly like the dead eye stare at 0:21. Lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Wildcardbitchesss
March 18th 2026


21362 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Please don’t be a fucking tour unless it’s in support of a NEW ALBUM

Josh D.
March 18th 2026


18593 Comments


Seems like a weird amount of buildup if it was ONLY for a tour.

Relinquished
March 18th 2026


50297 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

it’s called Marketing

Josh D.
March 18th 2026


18593 Comments


Oh ok, thanks...

I follow smaller bands than them and much larger bands on social media. I almost never see this much build and mystery leading to a tour. Unless they're supporting somone major, I'll find it odd.

Wildcardbitchesss
March 18th 2026


21362 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I mean they already did a tour with BMTH, it’s hard to imagine them supporting anyone bigger than that

Relinquished
March 19th 2026


50297 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Oasis lol

Wildcardbitchesss
March 19th 2026


21362 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I mean did they already do that and I missed it? Unless that actually did happen I kinda meant more bands that they fit in with. I really don’t fuck with BMTH but these guys opening for them makes sense, big potential for crossover appeal.

LightAndGlass
March 19th 2026


1805 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

They’re going to reveal that Contrast was not Vin this whole time but rather John Lennon.

Wildcardbitchesss
March 19th 2026


21362 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

That’s how he survived, he donned the mask



Everybody thought he was in the Cuban mountains with 2Pac and Elvis but he really just became emo and started writing sick riffs, he actually started masked in Mr Bungle, then moved on to Ghost before Tobias pushed him out, and then worked his way to his all time best project: Static Dress.

LightAndGlass
March 19th 2026


1805 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

So happy it was just a fucking show announcement

Lasssie
March 19th 2026


4305 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Major bummer

JayEnder
March 19th 2026


23256 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I'm gonna kill myself

outliers
March 19th 2026


5373 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Lmao jay

Scoot
March 19th 2026


24486 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

dude this band let the moment pass



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