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MalleusMaleficarum
May 22nd 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

hmmmmmmm i wonddderrr whyyyyyyyyyyy

PurpleDino
May 22nd 2012


3839 Comments


ah nah it's just their current US tour, the other ones were aight

TheFantasticDangler
May 22nd 2012


2060 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

They have toured with some awful bands though

ZilbelPing
May 22nd 2012


6315 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

It's because they're deathcore. Bands of similar genre, no matter how shitty, tend to tour with each other.



You don't see Immolation touring with Brand New now do you?

PurpleDino
May 22nd 2012


3839 Comments


well like I say, only their current tour has shit like Carnifex, before they've had Periphery and shit, more "progressive" bands

climactic
May 22nd 2012


22929 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

they are opening for my summer slaughter date in NY/NJ. so happy

ZilbelPing
May 22nd 2012


6315 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

^ dude that's sweet. I have BTBAM, Cannibal Corpse and Periphery for mine. Ok lineup. Might go for BTBAM since I've never seen them.

climactic
May 22nd 2012


22929 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

lol those bands are on every date dude. there's just different openers in different cities

TheFantasticDangler
May 23rd 2012


2060 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

So happy I`m going to Heavy TO, every band in summer slaughter plus SOAD and deftones and PTH etc. God damn excited.

MalleusMaleficarum
May 23rd 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

oh cool. i'll go there just to fight you

ZilbelPing
May 23rd 2012


6315 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Yeah I know but I have no idea who's opening for mine.



"So happy I`m going to Heavy TO, every band in summer slaughter plus SOAD and deftones and PTH etc. God damn excited."



Now that, that sounds like a sweet show.

TheFantasticDangler
May 23rd 2012


2060 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

bring it on malleus

ZilbelPing
May 23rd 2012


6315 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Oh shit, sputfight.



My vote's on malleus

TheFantasticDangler
May 23rd 2012


2060 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Nah, he seems like a crybaby.

MalleusMaleficarum
May 23rd 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

are you kiddin' me? i wouldnt meet up with you. you'd just be after my cucumber.



http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/image.php?u=438311&dateline=1337786252

ZilbelPing
May 23rd 2012


6315 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

fucking lol

TheFantasticDangler
May 23rd 2012


2060 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

if you brought me cucumbers to heavy TO i would be very grateful. bring some vinegar too, cucumbers and vinegar is quite the snack

ZilbelPing
May 23rd 2012


6315 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Tell me how you fell in love with cucumbers, dad

balcaen
May 30th 2012


3183 Comments


UGH why do bands include gym shorts in their merch sometimes. honestly what the fuck
http://www.shopbenchmark.com/thecontortionist/new-products/the-contortionist-intrinsic-bundle-4.html

body shorts makes sense though

ITsHxCTOASTER
May 30th 2012


2520 Comments


Because the moshcore bros need to another way to advertise their favorite bands and their complete lack of fashion sense when they're, say, wearing a wifebeater instead of a band tee



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