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jrlikestodance
January 21st 2026


8567 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

So is there word on a new release or are these guys just a singles band now?

JeetJeet
January 21st 2026


12988 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Sumerian just signed them so I'm assuming we'll get an album within the next couple months or at least a release date for one soon.

Wildcardbitchesss
January 21st 2026


21362 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

okay does anyone else think the transition into the second chorus is just straight up weird? There’s this little blip of noise and then a half second of silence before it kicks back in… I love the song other than that but that kills the flow of the track for me every time I hear it.

JayEnder
January 22nd 2026


23256 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I never noticed until you pointed it out now I can't unhear it lol god dammit



Song still rips.

Lasssie
January 22nd 2026


4305 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

(2)

Now it is annoying the living shit out of me lol

I thought it was my earbuds malfunctioning or something at first

JayEnder
January 22nd 2026


23256 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

its gone way too...



FAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

Wildcardbitchesss
January 23rd 2026


21362 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I’m sorry guys : /



But yes song still pops the fuck off, I just wonder wtf they were thinking with that

Lasssie
January 23rd 2026


4305 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Yeah song still a banger

LightAndGlass
January 26th 2026


1805 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I can't get over how fucking creative Vin has gotten with his riffs. The lead riff, first verse, and chorus... Goddamn. I know he wasn't the original guitar player when they wrote Clean but they progress they've made in songwriting since then is immense. Between Face and Human Props, legit some of the best guitar work I've ever heard in the genre for the style of post-hardcore they do.

Wildcardbitchesss
January 26th 2026


21362 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Oh yeah I mean I know there’s a lot of long time fans that love that song but it’s legit one of their worst tracks imo, I’d take everything off Rouge and after over it

LightAndGlass
January 26th 2026


1805 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I absolutely love Clean cause it's what got me into them and the chorus is great. I'd still take it any day over the earlier singles that followed, Sweet, and a few others off RCD. I mean thankfully it's not like I have to choose but it is incredibly simple compared to what they're on now.

JayEnder
March 13th 2026


23256 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

https://youtu.be/RhdqCvqXeME?si=kysXgf4OuQzRBJzs



New concealer song just dropped and its dope. Major SD vibes on this one

JeetJeet
March 13th 2026


12988 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Just give me a new album already FUCK

JeetJeet
March 13th 2026


12988 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

That Concealer joint rips btw

JayEnder
March 13th 2026


23256 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Dude for REAL. These guys and Loathe are edging us so hard.



Just gimme already my patience has worn thin

gravityswitch
March 13th 2026


2559 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

yeah ffs we want a new album NOW

Durrzo
March 14th 2026


3707 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I don't even think about them any more unless I see this thread get a bump.

Wildcardbitchesss
March 14th 2026


21362 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

They still manage to be in my top 5 wrapped every year despite, on average, dropping less than one song a year since its release.



Human Props is now 2 months old. Why don’t we have another single, why don’t we have a fucking album? What if it is another crying or face? Just a single and not a tease toward a full length?



I called this back when crying originally dropped. I literally said “now that they dropped a record what if they get cute and go back to just drip feeding us singles?”



I’m an emotional little thot, I need more from this band, and I needed it fucking yesterday

Lasssie
March 16th 2026


4305 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I’m an emotional little thot, I need more from this band, and I needed it fucking yesterday (2)

Need a new album bad boois

LightAndGlass
March 17th 2026


1805 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Well they just released some new cryptic shit today.



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