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kibbles
January 15th 2026


76 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

It bothers me their social media video upload is like the majority of the song but not all of it lol I want to share it all

But anyway they did it again, song kicks ass. Hope the album is soon.

Wildcardbitchesss
January 15th 2026


20692 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

[2]

Everything I wanted, killer track

ShartHarder
Contributing Reviewer
January 15th 2026


610 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

its a ripper. these guys literally get better with every track. new album is gonna slam

LightAndGlass
January 15th 2026


1778 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Easily one of the best choruses they've ever done and George is contributing a lot in the vocals department. Vin's guitarwork is top tier as always too.

JayEnder
January 15th 2026


22949 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

New song absolutely rips, you can always count on these guys to deliver something memorable and exciting. New album will undoubtedly shred



Not thrilled with the Sumerian signing but it sounds like they still have full creative control which is all that really matters.

JayEnder
January 15th 2026


22949 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Easily one of the best choruses they've ever done [2]



LYING NEVER FELT THIS GOOD

Lasssie
January 15th 2026


3978 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

HYPE

Emim
January 16th 2026


39129 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I liked the other singles well enough but this one grabbed me immediately

JeetJeet
January 16th 2026


12917 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Human Props is a 10/10

gravityswitch
January 16th 2026


2509 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Another song another banger

LightAndGlass
January 16th 2026


1778 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Vin's using yet ANOTHER new guitar but damn does he make that Strat clone sing. The sort of quacky, bouncy riff in the first verse is everything I've been needing.

JeetJeet
January 16th 2026


12917 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

HOUSE BURNED DOWN NOW WE'RE SCREAMING (SAY SOMETHINGG SAYYYY SOMETHINGGGGGGG)

Durrzo
January 17th 2026


3660 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I'm weirdly unimpressed with the single, can't pinpoint an issue but I listened twice and put it down, just not clicking. Also, no album announcement is absolutely fucking wild.

Josh D.
January 17th 2026


18483 Comments


Get him!

Wildcardbitchesss
January 17th 2026


20692 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Listen to it another 10-15 times.



And I have a strong feeling we’re gonna get another single sooner rather than later and that will come with an album announcement.



You don’t just sign with a label like Sumerian and not have something primed and ready to go. My guess is a summer release at the absolute latest.

Wildcardbitchesss
January 17th 2026


20692 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

And we’ve established that Vince has just been contrast all along right?



I’m gonna be honest, I’m not very interested in the “lore” or whatever. Im getting a little too old to be that into it, and frankly I just don’t care. I think it’s fun when bands do that kinda stuff, and I’m sure it’s very appealing to fans that have more time on their hands but I just want some good tunes at this point in my life

JayEnder
January 17th 2026


22949 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Vince is Contrast yes. Ngl I kinda miss the cool masks and anonymity, added another layer of mystique to the band.

Wildcardbitchesss
January 18th 2026


20692 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Okay yeah I figured. I remember when we first saw him unmasked and thought they added a second guitarist into the mix… still kinda wish that was the case. A second guitarist would open up so many more options for these guys.



Whatever, hot take: new song is absolutely one of their best ever. I’ve been spinning it nonstop since it dropped. If this is the quality we can expect from the LP they really might fuck around and top this.

Emim
January 21st 2026


39129 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

New IPTW is sick. Band is about to blow up

Durrzo
January 21st 2026


3660 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

The cleans drag it down quite a bit imo. Still fun, though.



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