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Hawks
Staff Reviewer
June 30th 2026


127477 Comments

Album Rating: 4.2

WHAT!!!!!

trilo
June 30th 2026


7369 Comments


"are they selling dormant accounts in lieu of you know, actually being able to create new ones, or something? - what's with the sudden influx of 'lurkers' I've never seen before?"

i'm fairly certain it's an em/goodolboy alt. brother made a ton of alts after his main got banned when registration worked and i guess he's just diggin into the vault now

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
June 30th 2026


30163 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

i was thinking it was em/skele but the initial posts weren’t as deranged as you’d expect. but his last comment makes it pretty clear lmao.

evilford
June 30th 2026


72928 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Em was born in 94 i think, hence his original account Em1994. Unless this other guy is just making shit up (which is very possible lol) it's not em



I also was wondering if it was an em alt but this guy just seems different idk. Em is special in his own way, and he had higher morbid angel ratings



This new guy flat out 2.0'd altars of madness talm bout general opinion on a dm album mattering then 2.0s one of the most universally beloved dm albums lol

trilo
June 30th 2026


7369 Comments


idk the overuse of lol/lmao and the nut hugging comment is very em-coded and there's a good amount of rating overlap between the two accounts. maybe we found his sibling!

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
June 30th 2026


30163 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

yeah he absolutely does this act on every new alt but as soon as he gets worked up the facade falls and we get typical em psychoposting.



the bad grammar in the last post is classic em lmao.

evilford
June 30th 2026


72928 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yeah probably accurate. Classic em-coded language

Obrotherartthou
June 30th 2026


53 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Tbh all I see is a couple internet geeks that have entirely too much free time on their hands playing detective and shit crying about me getting up in Ford's ass over his shit opinions haha.



Yeah kids it rules but it's worst death keeping pouting about it lol

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
June 30th 2026


30163 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

omg I literally almost posted “watch he’s gonna call us kids in the next post” hahahahaha

Obrotherartthou
June 30th 2026


53 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Omg Im really just gunna try to play this off after I cried for 2 pages hahahaha



Kid really said "this isnt best death" then screams when anyone calls it for what it is. Classic.

arthropod
June 30th 2026


3501 Comments


*reads the thread in amusement whilst preparing ice cream

Obrotherartthou
June 30th 2026


53 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

But it is my favorite and I'll defend it on Sputnikmusic FOREVER if anyone EVER calls it worst here the mob is coming for you. Let me put on my detective glasses right quick figure out who this is and settle business sherlock holmes style with my sputnikmusic spiritual healing brothers. What a couple fuckin weirdo's LMFAO

evilford
June 30th 2026


72928 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Em u should probably start using passwords that are easier to remember

Obrotherartthou
June 30th 2026


53 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Is that a comeback or something ?



I KNOW WHO YOU ARE 😂 did you crack the mystery case with ultimate detective work in the forensic field of sputnikmusic with the elite geek squad of spiritual healing crime stoppers LMAO ... Yeah this is worst death (and rightfully regarded as so) keep crying about it LMFAO

evilford
June 30th 2026


72928 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Bro thinks we're still arguing lol

TheAntichrist
June 30th 2026


4432 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

looks like we found the neckbeard reddit mod of the group

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
June 30th 2026


30163 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"But it is my favorite and I'll defend it on Sputnikmusic FOREVER if anyone EVER calls it worst here the mob is coming for you. Let me put on my detective glasses right quick figure out who this is and settle business sherlock holmes style with my sputnikmusic spiritual healing brothers."



hahaha perfect. no notes.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
June 30th 2026


127477 Comments

Album Rating: 4.2

Thanks Em for ruining the thread.

combustion07
June 30th 2026


13311 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Don’t think I remember who em is but that was fun

Obrotherartthou
July 1st 2026


53 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

It's my specialty. My autism superpower fuckin up glazing threads "nah bro this isn't that good idc what your say either lol" it never fails. Irs extremely classic and halarious



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