he's five years older, I was 18 at the time

I was home alone with the girl so we were doing it in my room

I didn't hear him come into the house and he opened my bedroom door without knocking

girl dived under the covers and I'm left kneeling there with a raging boner

he laughed and said 'carry on' and gave a sly wink

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now if that was chortles telling the story it would have involved a cheeky 3some and some brotherly love

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lakes started it

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no u fool in general

dude mena I don't share girls lol

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yea horrible thought that is

unless it's with other girls but I'm yet to live that dream

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i did it but doesnt really count cos i paid for it

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speaking of polygamy

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http://mightytees.com/wp-content/thumbnails/lg_1259859324.jpg



a few friends and i got those shirts last year, polygamy became ok

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can't do that shit best i can manage is a paper plane

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because i was the coolest kid in school obv

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my dad used to own a paper business but it folded

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fuk its the dregs now

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yeah i'm sure he found a few holes in it

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ba dum chi

lol sweet

dude martin how old are you

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50, i think i'm guessing a bit low though

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i took this vinegar back to the store this morning to complain about the lumps in it, they wouldnt change it the guy said 'those are pickled onions sir'