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i do not mourn seeing it bumped every 2 seconds

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Don't worry babe let me help you



I've basically been busy stretching myself very very thin and haven't been on Sput as a result. Lot of writing and listening behind the scenes, just not getting into forum stuff as much.



Anyways we stunted on the Chargers and it was fun. Owned.

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Yeah that made me smile.

And we lost to the niners but somehow looked good doing it

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Fun fact: the longest pass by air yards so far this season? 62.2yds



by Ryan Tannehill.



Oh yes, we remembered to do some play action again. Look out.

“Joe Burrow looks like shit.”

say it again i’m almost there

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He’s also injured so…

But still yeah he looks like shit.

i know but i won’t turn down an opportunity to see a divisional rival dunked on

(homer mode off: bungles will be fine in a couple weeks)

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Burrow really shouldn't have rushed to start. That calf injury likely got re-aggravated, and something like that tends to linger. I know they're accustomed to being in a hole early in the season, but at some point, your luck runs out.

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Hunt will be coming back to Cleveland what a homecoming. Really bummed out about Chubb. Such a sad loss to the Steelers.



A stat flashed on the screen that the Browns have not started a season 2-0 since 1993... that is my entire existence lol.

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Raymond will hurl that bitch and kick all the ass

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Feel like Hunt + Ford will be more than enough to keep the run game trucking. Hunt is also great as a checkdown option, provided DeRapist remembers to checkdown versus playing hero ball.

the watson schaudenfreude is quite satisfying ngl. i hope he keeps shitting the bed and the browns have to make the choice between starting a bad qb or eating gargantuan amounts of dead money cutting him

the cherry on top would be baker continuing to play well mmmmmmm so tasty

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Yeah ideally DeRapist continues to be painfully mediocre and locks the Browns into purgatory for as long as possible. Couldn't be a better result.

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Is that DTR's music I hear in Cleveland?

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thank you pittsburgh for making your week 1 loss to the niners look even better for san fran

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No, Cleveland doesn't deserve him. Let the Jets kick the tires on em.

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i can't help but agree tbh

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That roster is in win-now mode, they've gotta try something. Wilson ain't it.



At least go get Carson Wentz, if only for comedic purposes.

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that would open up some sort of cosmic level of bad luck



so somehow making the super bowl to get shit stomped by the niners or cowboys or something

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Kyle Shanahan holding a postseason lead vs. NY Jets post-Namath curse.



A real unstoppable force vs. unmovable object situation.