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Emim
December 10th 2025


39133 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Another banger

Wildcardbitchesss
December 11th 2025


20700 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Idk what it is man, I just don’t vibe with it anywhere near as much as these guys



they just have *it* and im not even really sure what *it* is. Even the bands these guys clearly take inspiration from don’t do much for me

Emim
December 11th 2025


39133 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

These guys definitely stand apart from their peers

Scoot
December 11th 2025


24350 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

the fact that this was written in the 2020s and sounds fresh is insane considering it wears its influences on its sleeves

Josh D.
December 11th 2025


18490 Comments


Y'all should check out Chalk Hands (there's a review on here). They do a similar thing where it's new, but has 2000s screamo stylings with tinges of emo/post-rock. They aren't quite this heavy, more in the direction of like Mesa Verde and their peers. But I think many of you will like.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
December 11th 2025


121236 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Ohhh sounds right up my alley, Mesa Verde kicks ass.

bigweinerdon
December 11th 2025


3055 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

is the new song a shitheater

Josh D.
December 11th 2025


18490 Comments


Hold on, trying to figure out what that means.

Wildcardbitchesss
December 11th 2025


20700 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Def gonna look up chalk hands that sounds sweet

bigweinerdon
December 19th 2025


3055 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

cubicle dialogue is such a tune

JayEnder
December 19th 2025


22953 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I am frothing at the mouth for this new album. Need fresh tunes from these guys like yesterday

FearThyEvil
December 20th 2025


19448 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

They played a new song live and it was awesome

FearThyEvil
December 20th 2025


19448 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0





"https://youtu.be/PNyWzX3JqCs?si=UbWdkaLjG6jQfvlw







Another new IPTW track. Shit slaps."



Man those harsh vocals are great but the cleans ruin it for me. Sound extremely whiny and like thousands of crappy pop punk bands. Static's cleans are so good in comparison.

Emim
December 20th 2025


39133 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I want more Phinehas-esque cleans in mxc

Calc
Staff Reviewer
December 21st 2025


18167 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"Another new IPTW track. Shit slaps"



comments on that video are gold.

JeetJeet
December 26th 2025


12918 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

That I Promised The World ep is gonna be a nice lil treat to hear on the 16th, cus lets be real these guys aint droppin shit next month.

Durrzo
December 26th 2025


3660 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I don't even think about this band unless I see a bump in this thread lol. Brutal album gap.

JayEnder
December 26th 2025


22953 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Patience lads. It'll be worth the wait.



IPTW's new songs are def holding me over for now. That riff towards the middle of A Pure Expression puts a smile on my face

Emim
December 26th 2025


39133 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Of Eden m/

Wildcardbitchesss
December 27th 2025


20700 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I’ll nut if they drop next month, and if anyone would do a surprise drop, it’d be these guys, but yeah I don’t see it happening



Where’s the post that says we might be getting it next month? I remember seeing it



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