Album Rating: 4.0

release the single damn it

Album Rating: 5.0

she already did, now that i found you and no drug are on it (party for one isn't thankfully)

Album Rating: 4.0

excited

Album Rating: 4.5

Party for One is great, don't listen to the lies.

Album Rating: 4.0

it is a banger yeah

Album Rating: 5.0

queen of announcing an album on april fool's

Album Rating: 5.0

Disappointed about Party for One, but otherwise I couldn't be happier.

Album Rating: 3.5

I made a news article you doofuses

What a beautiful day

Album Rating: 5.0

having the release date on the cover is such a peculiar stylistic choice

https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/5ca22cf89b66e168f4135bd1/master/pass/Carly-Rae-Jepsen.jpg

do they really

I think it’s just cause she’s hot.

Album Rating: 4.5

Can you elaborate plane? I'm interested

Album Rating: 4.5

“Pretty cool how no one gives a shit about the music of Carly Rae Jepsen but goddamn do they fucking care about The Music of Carly Rae Jepsen.”



Sorry to question an aurhority figure, but what in the fuck does this mean?

Album Rating: 4.5

Jay, you only like Daughters cuz their bassist is hot

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Carly is a cutie and sometimes you need that over your typical "hot"

Album Rating: 4.7

I only care about the music gov

damn did this really come out in 2015

time flies

Album Rating: 4.7

"yeah but you epitomise the lonely part of lonely forum dwellers, so it seems to make sense that music reliant on affected "i'll be your friend"-isms really strikes a chord"



I feel you. When I think of the average online Carly fan I sort of think of THAT comment "Who hurt you" and it has 1200 upvotes

Album Rating: 4.0

she's not hot, but she a qt