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deathschool
April 13th 2024


29479 Comments


Beware the company you keep

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 23rd 2024


115623 Comments


Hawks stumbled into the light of day. Another sleepless night, another night of red eyes, new lines across his forehead, a mouth that was dry and parched, another night hurling himself into that neverending intellectual labor. This morning his Herculean efforts had paid off. This time he surely would have achieved that which he had labored, night after sleepless night to achieve. He sat down at his computer, the gestation of his greatest intellectual travail nearing completion. As the screen flickered to life, his mouth panted with the physical effort of even moving his fingers, which despite his exhaustion was a paltry effort compared with the spiritual exertions of the night before. The fruit of his long night appeared, letter by letter, on the screen:



"Shitonce - Shitboy Shitter"



Hawks allowed himself a wan smiled as consciousness slipped from him. "It is finished", he murmured, as his head drooped gently onto the desk.

Idk if a comment on this site has ever made me laugh so ahrd lmaooooo.

Spec
April 23rd 2024


41427 Comments


flag plz

acad where you at???

TheManMachine
April 26th 2024


468 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

the guest interludes are the worst, especially the genre explanations -- "this track is wide range of jawn-wuhs, that's why good" ::applause::

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
June 26th 2024


19052 Comments


ayo am i trippin or is this actually pretty good?

and yes texas hold em is a proper american b a n g e r

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
June 26th 2024


19052 Comments


WTF is spaghetti

Koris
Emeritus
July 12th 2024


22618 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

^ It's definitely the most ridiculous song on here lol

Naomi Lores
December 17th 2024


33 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I didn't like Spaghetti, but I liked that it was a bold choice & something very different for the genre.

TheMoonchild
December 19th 2024


1334 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

The album's length (79 minutes) is easily its biggest issue. I don't hate country music, but if I'm gonna listen to a whole album of it, I prefer it be no longer than 50. So much of this album feels like padding and useless filler.

Odal
Emeritus
December 19th 2024


3129 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

this really came and went, huh

Koris
Emeritus
December 20th 2024


22618 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I will say, her Instagram comments are pretty wild right now. Here's a small sampler of the top comments on her latest post:



"Nereeeeever gonna listen to you ever again."



"I’m glad everyone waking up."



"Ain’t nobody interested in your shitty album"



"HOW Can she have 313 million followers???"



"yo husband touches lil kids"



Keep in mind that these are all TOP comments (the majority of which have at least 1,000 likes)... I didn't just cherry-pick obscure ones, lol

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
December 23rd 2024


115623 Comments


Thread rules. Shitboy Shitter 4 life. Jay-Z 100% diddles kids.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 20th 2025


115623 Comments


Shitboy Shitter

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 11th 2025


115623 Comments


Hawks stumbled into the light of day. Another sleepless night, another night of red eyes, new lines across his forehead, a mouth that was dry and parched, another night hurling himself into that neverending intellectual labor. This morning his Herculean efforts had paid off. This time he surely would have achieved that which he had labored, night after sleepless night to achieve. He sat down at his computer, the gestation of his greatest intellectual travail nearing completion. As the screen flickered to life, his mouth panted with the physical effort of even moving his fingers, which despite his exhaustion was a paltry effort compared with the spiritual exertions of the night before. The fruit of his long night appeared, letter by letter, on the screen:



"Shitonce - Shitboy Shitter"



Hawks allowed himself a wan smiled as consciousness slipped from him. "It is finished", he murmured, as his head drooped gently onto the desk.

Had to repost this beauty from Dad lmao.

Cygnatti
May 11th 2025


36393 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I hate how quoting things changes the font size as well, you have to add [ size ] [ / size] after every quote. :/

unclereich
May 11th 2025


13995 Comments


love that she opens her shows with death grips snippets

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 11th 2025


115623 Comments


Hate her.

Eakflanderyof
May 11th 2025


6635 Comments


Feyonce

onionbubs
May 27th 2025


23796 Comments


seeing her live tmro so i gotta jam this now

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 27th 2025


115623 Comments


Shitboy Shitter



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