Wonder what the lurking Lana Stans think of all this

This sucks. Funny to see all the virgins here diss Metallica then turn around and listen to this! LMAO

The last time any Metallica fan got laid was circa 2005, 10 years before their divorce was finalized and their daughters last spoke to them

Have a sad cum bb

Flexing about not being a virgin doesn’t mean much when the last time you had sex predates the launch of YouTube

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I get it, I’d flex about not being a virgin every chance I got if I could.

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See this is why I flex being a virgin

Sex? What’s that I have a baby

i flex to stay a virgin

how is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

“ This sucks. Funny to see all the virgins here diss Metallica then turn around and listen to this! LMAO”

This comment predates the internet or was copy pasted from YouTube

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jfc I just came out of the Metallica newsthread, which is absolutely heaving with fuck and/or family mouth breathing so misconceived and off base that it could only conceivably come from unborn children

feel like i need to wash someone's damn placenta off me

what a day in the lanaverse

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hi johnny

Metallica is awesome. What did Lana ever do for rock n roll and heavy metal?

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u kno this sites dead when the alts are this weak

Seems pretty low effort yeah

The state of Sputnik troll activity and alt relevance has left me a weak on the left side and questioning my place in this universe

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I personally am having a great time



I will say I have my issues with Johnny's negative critiques sometimes, but ultimately I know it's just his opinion and if it's him vs stans, I will take his side any day

regardless of the contested issue of whether or not Johnny has hoes, I think we can all agree that one more than occasion he’s proven himself to be lowkey nice with it