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The base is hot sauce are you mad

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Dips aren't spread onto things, they get things dipped into them



That's why it's called dip



And it's the act of dunking pizza into a dip that's wrong, not what's in the dip

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Look, I don't make the rules

I'd say it depends mainly on what kind of pizza you're eating

thin slice with not a lot of toppings? dip away

thicker slice with more toppings? prob should eat it as-is

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If I was caught dunking pizza I think I'd have to hand in my New Yorker card, and then what, move to Connecticut?



NJ is serious about pizza too, so I don't think they'd take me

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^ or California, they dunk a lot there too

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Ew California nooo

dunking an authentic neapolitan pizza in Arby's horsey sauce and immediately getting shot to death by a dozen mafiosos hiding in the bushes

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you seriously dip pizza?

fucking EWUGH

Dip your empanadas, that's fine. But not pizza, there's the right amount of grease and oil in it already, dip is just too much.



If you need to dip it, then you have dry ass pizza lmao

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Wtf is horsey sauce

honestly don't actually know I just thought a very obviously American-sounding sauce would make for a funnier mental image

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Googled it:

What is horsey sauce made of?

Made with horseradish and mayonnaise, Arby's Horsey Sauce is spicy and creamy, perfect for sandwiches and burgers, or as a dip for fries.Mar 25, 2021



I fucking hate mayo and horseradish is only good when used in small ammounts...is this the sauce of my nightmares?

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"Made with horseradish and mayonnaise"

omfg kill it with fire and feed the ashes to jeff bezos' dead pets

damn arby's stays losing, Fs in chat

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Still not as bad as the fucking psychopaths who put mustard on pizza (those people do, in fact, exist)

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I love mustard, but if you put it on pizza then I don't even know what to say

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i'll kill every single one of you perverts, just wait

the day of reckoning WILL come.

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTb1JfJ6PdA

feel like you could maybe incorporate mustard into a tasty pizza sauce with the right combo of toppings and other sauce components but idk

"I love mustard, but if you put it on pizza then I don't even know what to say"

yea thats fucked. dijon is amazing though

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how tf can you hate mayo, Ars?!

mayo is the second best condiment behind sour cream