Album Rating: 3.5

a johnny 5 is this real

Album Rating: 4.3

idk which of my real 5s is it better than

Album Rating: 3.5

everything is relative

Album Rating: 4.3

exactly

now KILL

Album Rating: 2.5

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/image.php?u=314337&dateline=1292620595&type=thumb

Album Rating: 4.3

what anime is that from

Album Rating: 2.5

breaking bad

Album Rating: 3.5

anime is for losers

hentai is for men

Album Rating: 4.0

Johnny 5s everything, he just changes the rating whenever YOU are about to look at it, and changes it back when you look away.

Album Rating: 4.0

5chrödinger

Album Rating: 4.0

I think I get that joke. In which case: lol.

Album Rating: 3.0

So yeah, this is nice and all, but I can't shake the fact that it seems like they stole all the mellodies in "Pestilent Star" from Astronautalis ("The Wondersmith and His Sons").

Album Rating: 4.3

damn, never knew that Astronautalis wrote the ABC blues textbook

Album Rating: 4.0

Maybe just a 4, knock off 1 point for the length of this album. But I cant, this is too good

Album Rating: 5.0

Johnny, you said you’ve never heard Alphabets when discussing openers. In 2020 they re-recorded the opening intro and first proper song and released it as “Artist. Artists. 2020”. Highly recommended you jam it

Album Rating: 4.5

COME FIND MEEEEH, COME FIND COME FIND MEEEH!

Cosmic Suicide sounds like Neutral Milk Hotel at the end.

Album Rating: 5.0

Fantastic review, thanks for posting this here on Sputnik.

Album Rating: 4.0

Johnny, where'd your 5 go? Don't give me any bs about 'critical distance'.

Album Rating: 4.5

Glad i'm not the only one catching the Astronautalis similarities! Pomegranate is an awesome album and ripping it off is totally fine