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Space Jester
July 14th 2020


11561 Comments


In other news this rips

JohnnyoftheWell
July 14th 2020


64287 Comments


"This band is like Japanese food: undercooked and flavorless"
am i misassuming or did an american just post this

loveisamixtape
July 14th 2020


12471 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

he seems pretty american tbh i don’t understand how u could not like at least one Boris song/album



i adore most of them

JohnnyoftheWell
July 14th 2020


64287 Comments


out of curiosity, do you hate Vein as much as this?

loveisamixtape
July 14th 2020


12471 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

i haven’t listened to it in a while! i’ll get back to u on that one

AtTheGates92
July 14th 2020


144 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Dude idk what your base reference is for Japanese food but I've been in Tokyo for 5 years and I have no clue wth you're on about lol.



Meridiu5
July 14th 2020


4208 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

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Dewinged
Emeritus
July 15th 2020


33054 Comments


Hide your gay children! Meridiu is here!

Meridiu5
July 15th 2020


4208 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

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loveisamixtape
July 15th 2020


12471 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

ur the worst

porcupinetheater
July 15th 2020


11092 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Damn didn’t think when people said Rowhaus has no taste it also meant he has no palette

loveisamixtape
July 15th 2020


12471 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

yea hating on japanese food in such a way is a good way to be instantly not credible, esp when ignorantly making such an awful take analogous to a japanese band. some BUILT FORD TOUGH shit

porcupinetheater
July 15th 2020


11092 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Rowhaus puked wasabi onto his grandmother as a wee lad of 24, and his family took him to the ICU as a precautionary measure. He asked where the woman who invented sashimi was so he could, “Sue she.” Case couldn’t make court cause they couldn’t find a single member for the jury that wasn’t biased by the case’s ridiculous standards, and the lack of closure’s haunted him to this day. Can’t take a dragon roll, can’t take rock’n’roll

Dewinged
Emeritus
July 15th 2020


33054 Comments


"He asked where the woman who invented sashimi was so he could, “Sue she.”"

I'm fucking dying lol

Rowhaus
July 15th 2020


7253 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Nah this just sounds like nigiri in my earies. It's bland. The kind of music you'd need to lather in soy sauce or some spicy mayo abomination for any flavor. If they waited to develop some of these ideas they might make a decent album. At least Flood was charming in its dullness.

JohnnyoftheWell
July 15th 2020


64287 Comments


"It's bland"
5.0 classic
Agalloch The Mantle
well that was the easiest 5post of the year so far

Rowhaus
July 15th 2020


7253 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Happy to help m8

loveisamixtape
July 15th 2020


12471 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

boris is like 8 different genres of music depending on the album lol plz keep failing to own your clueless take tho

Flugmorph
July 15th 2020


35424 Comments


this is suprisingly savage

Space Jester
July 15th 2020


11561 Comments


@loveisamixtape I don’t know if I’m your side or not stop confusing me



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