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Lord(e)Po)))ts
May 4th 2015


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u probably cried coz cannibal holocaust tbh

chinesewhispers
May 4th 2015


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Yo Pots ya know when Beth talks about the tide rising in Strangers

Those were the tears my dick cried when I pounded off to it

someguest
May 4th 2015


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I find it hard to believe something so tiny could produce any measurable amount of liquid.

chinesewhispers
May 4th 2015


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You'd be surprised what onscreen animal cruelty can do under fucked up circumstances

someguest
May 4th 2015


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Animal cruelty turns me on too. That's why I usually choke my chicken after a chicken dinner at the local KFC.

Lord(e)Po)))ts
May 4th 2015


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"I find it hard to believe something so tiny could produce any measurable amount of liquid."

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You'd be surprised what onscreen animal cruelty can do under fucked up circumstances
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thats the genius of that movie tho, soft cocks like you get all weepy faced about it and call it animal cruelty and then continue to go about their day eating meat that was prepared in about 1000x worse conditions.

the animals in that film were killed in pretty much a straight up hunter & gatherer style. thats how you would kill and prepare a monkey and a turtle if u were out in the bush and knew what you were doing. all our meat is prepared in vastly more terrible manners.

chinesewhispers
May 4th 2015


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I refer to it as cruelty because it enhances the autoerotic aspect of the film

Did you know I fuck chickens

Lord(e)Po)))ts
May 4th 2015


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shut up

chinesewhispers
May 4th 2015


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I will if you quit being a bitch

You made me do this

Lord(e)Po)))ts
May 4th 2015


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touchy touchy big guy

Lord(e)Po)))ts
May 4th 2015


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ya soft ass snooty-jim

demigod!
May 4th 2015


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Album Rating: 4.5

dont mean to interrupt but seriously change that avatar chiwhi it makes me uncomfortable

Lord(e)Po)))ts
May 4th 2015


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probably the shittiest avatar on the entire site no doubt

demi urs is good tho larry is god-jew

demigod!
May 4th 2015


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Album Rating: 4.5

i agree, plus when i respond to dumb posts i don't like or agree with it looks like larry's all like "well, i gotta tell ya, that's a pretty fucking stupid post you got yourself there" it's great

chinesewhispers
May 4th 2015


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I kinda like you demi but of course I'm not going to, Pots is still being a bitch

demigod!
May 4th 2015


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Album Rating: 4.5

if youre gonna have her as your pic though at least choose one with a little more... distance

chinesewhispers
May 4th 2015


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Dude the creepy stare is what makes it great

Like that was kind of the point from the get-go

demigod!
May 4th 2015


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Album Rating: 4.5

honestly dude i dont see creepy i just see trying to be sexy but not being that at all

chinesewhispers
May 4th 2015


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Ugh man Idk never really got that vibe from her in general

But hey props for being civilized about it

demigod!
May 4th 2015


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Album Rating: 4.5

it's just in that pic. generally i just find her pretty funny, even though she's the inferior half of Portlandia



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