PLAGIARISM IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF FLATTERY
WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO BE LIKE MEEEEEE?

GETHITBYACAR! GETHITBYACAR! GETHITBYACAR! GETHITBYACAR! GETHITBYACAR! GETHITBYACAR!




GO!





GET!





HIT!





BY A CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!!!


-COCKPUNCH!, GHBAC

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I AM SO FLATTERED THAT YOU MENTIONED MY NAME

YOU BEEN PAYING MY BILLS FOR FAR TO LONG

AND IM SO HAPPY THAT YOU JUST CANT STOP TALKING SHIT!!!

Album Rating: 1.5

I think I may have cancer now.

WUUHHHH!!!! I PRAY YOUR BROKEN FAMILY HEALS YOUR BROKEN NECK!
EAT SHIT AND LIVE!

eternium, you're just jealous because if you tried doing this on the Converge thread it'd go
grrruhgruhuhururuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrgggUUuuUuUuuUUuuuuuUUuuUuuUrgH!


But seriously man, stop. sit back and have some fun, COCKPUNCH! will show you how it's done.
COCKPUNCH! is number one! shut up and have some fun!

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off



YOUR LIFE JUST FUCKING DISGUSTS ME!

NO NEED FOR YOU TO DISCUSS ME!!

I UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHY YOU DONT TRUST ME!!!

I FIND YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!

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I WANT YOUR LEGS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!

Hah. How anyone judges this by the same standards as, say Converge(whom I truly do respect, despite my inability to comprehend it), is just beyond me.

Dammit, now I have to rewatch all of Archer. Every show should be Archer.

Haha, tosh.0. Something about Tosh is off-putting to me. Although he appears at first to be an okay and witty guy, I have a creeping suspicion that he's actually a horrible douche-bag of a human being face-to-face.

Holy shit I'm not the only one who thinks Tosh might be a complete cunt?

Nah, dude. That overly smug, calculated smile gives me teh heeby-jeebiez. But he's also pretty funny, or so his writers make him seem. Who knows? Something about him is very off-putting if you watch the show more than occasionally.

Album Rating: 2.5

he's all writers, his stand-up routine sucks floppy donkey dick

lol this band

Album Rating: 2.5

nobody's taking the 'these guys play 8-string guitars, they're obviously ripping of meshuggah' typical rant approach?

@canatuna: Not surprising, but interesting to have confirmed.

dr2den, sit back and have some fun?

Album Rating: 2.5

every f*ckin' review of a band playin 8's someone goes on a tangent about ripping off meshuggah

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

Well its not like they can rip off Animals As Leader or Scale The Summit lol

Album Rating: 2.5

^ good call