Masturbatory, cacophonous and superfluous are hardly a secret, obscure part of the English language.

Album Rating: 4.0

Guess you fanboys should just neg the review. Oh wait, nevermind.

Album Rating: 2.0

review was good, end of story. if it makes stupid kids look up words they should know then even better. just by having a large(r) vocabulary doesnt mean you cant swear, either. swearing is and always has been emphasis over anything else. that being said, i wouldnt expect too much swearing from staff.

Album Rating: 2.0

what does obscure mean? im a teenager who likes btbam, therefore i dont know.

Album Rating: 4.0

I used the f-word a couple of times, I didn't expect 'prog' fanboys to be such sensitive ninnies.



And need I repeat, again, THAT I GAVE THE ALBUM A FOUR OUT OF FIVE.

hey i just thought you should know your unqualified

make that four a five and ill say this is the best review of all time.

cocaine,
my comment from earlier deserved that, and i've already edited to take out the personal bashing to you and some of the comments. i tried to refine it to be only about the music as much as i could.

Album Rating: 4.5

Damn, I'm basically a BTBAM fanboy but I thought the review was great. It's better to just enjoy the album and not worry about what other's think or say of it.

Album Rating: 4.0

I just don't get what the big deal is. I said there are no bad songs, I said it improved upon Colors (which, while a mess, was still not a bad album)..I only mentioned one negative essentially for the entire album. About ten minutes out of 60. Somehow that means I'm unqualified. It means I can't review 'progressive' (what?) or that I'm not able to fairly assess metal (what?). I said Alaska was shittier than TSC (it is. There are virtually no good songs on Alaska, just a lot of good parts surrounded by filler). Get over it.

this album was a major letdown im not gonna lie


Alaska ftw

Album Rating: 2.0

i agree wholeheartedly coke.

Album Rating: 4.0

I might edit out some of the swearing mind you. Not because I give a shit about a bunch of fourteen year olds registering on here just to bash me, but because I'm not even sure how it ended up in the review in the first place. I wrote it pretty much stream of consciousness and I guess the midway of SttM angered me enough to warrant it (at least in contrast to the rest of the album).

After reading this review i have lost a lot of respect for this website. Up until now i use to tell my friends "Hey, Sputnik is awesome for unbiased music reviews." Now i can no longer say that as i found the author Tyler Munro crass and flippant. The constant use of profanity to justify your claims is appalling! Such phrases as, "pretty fucking good," "way too fucking long" and "totally fucking pointless" to name only a few among many. This is pathetic! What makes this even more ignorant, and straight out rude, is you decided to consult a thesaurus during your whole article making it wordy and muddled: "masturbatory," "cacophonous," and "superfluous." Half the Fanboys and Haters on this site probably had to look those words up. You cannot have it both ways sir; Swearing like an inner-city kid and speaking in a lofty tone. The saddest this thing of all is most people with their warped sense of forum logic will have already quoted "TLDR."

I might edit out some of the swearing mind you. Not because I give a shit about a bunch of fourteen year olds registering on here just to bash me, but because I'm not even sure how it ended up in the review in the first place. I wrote it pretty much stream of consciousness and I guess the midway of SttM angered me enough to warrant it (at least in contrast to the rest of the album).

i cant believe some people actually get all uptight online like that apex guy. seriously? it was a great review! if u dont like it go read those reviews those idiots come up with at allmusic.

Like the review. thought the album was good. i def agree with what u said about SttM. I still like the S/T and TSC better though.

hey tyler fuck these guys you're a great writer and you wrote a good review for a good album

GOT YO BACK DAWG

After reading this review i have lost a lot of respect for this website. Up until now i use to tell my friends "Hey, Sputnik is awesome for unbiased music reviews." Now i can no longer say that as i found the author Tyler Munro crass and flippant. The constant use of profanity to justify your claims is appalling! Such phrases as, "pretty fucking good," "way too fucking long" and "totally fucking pointless" to name only a few among many. This is pathetic! What makes this even more ignorant, and straight out rude, is you decided to consult a thesaurus during your whole article making it wordy and muddled: "masturbatory," "cacophonous," and "superfluous." Half the Fanboys and Haters on this site probably had to look those words up. You cannot have it both ways sir; Swearing like an inner-city kid and speaking in a lofty tone. The saddest this thing of all is most people with their warped sense of forum logic will have already quoted "TLDR"

This proves why tyler is the best reviewer on this site

just stopping by to ghost neg and say i also don't know what superfluous, masturbatory, and cacophonous mean. oh and fuck your mother

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

is masturbatory a noun?