Album Rating: 4.7

Apparently he has more on another site. Someone linked to it on this thread.

The light that shines twice as bright shines half as long...

Album Rating: 3.5

The gorgeous, delicately angelic harmonies of the Dupree sisters highlight the promising debut LP from Texan quintet Eisley. Recalling Sixpence None the Richer & The Corrs, the indie pop-rockers distinguish themselves via interesting lyrics that nicely balance a dark edge with fairytale like innocence. 'Room Noises' is a consistent release, but maybe too consistent, with the subtle variation resulting in the latter half sounding a little monotonous. At such a young age however, the room for improvement factor means that Eisley's future should be bright. Recommended Tracks: Telescope Eyes, I Wasn't Prepared, One Day I Slowly Floated Away & My Lovely.

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

spoiler: they take advantage of their high room for improvement factor



this year's The Valley is incredibly good...

Album Rating: 3.5

Why did you have to spoil it for me!?!? Insta-ban. Hehe.



Nah, I've taken a quick listen to their other 2 albums as well. The newie is their best imo.

hahahaha this is the best review I have ever seen

why have i never read this review before...

This has to be the greatest review on this site.

God this is like getting struck by lightning twice at once

Album Rating: 5.0

Never gets old!

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Large amounts of paper!

it is stupid, it is different, it is impossible, but it is shit

this review is poetry

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I enjoy this so much.

It really does sound like it was written in another language, and then he saw that most reviews were written in English so he went "aw shit, off to translatin'!"

Would have been so much better had it only been about planets and paper and christian coffee shops and all of it was google translator cryptic

"christian coffee shop" lol lol lol circlejerk

everyone should read this thing once before they die