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cooper rush went like 3-1 in relief last year why the fuck would they get someone else lmao

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Traded a 2024 4th-round pick. Not much, but still... why even bother lol

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LolCowboys

yeah like if it was any other team it'd be whatever but jerry just can't stop himself from causing unneeded controversy and making his team the center of attention

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I'd still be curious if it was any other team. Lance is such a black hole of an asset that i don't know why anyone would bother giving away anything to acquire him. It's just that first round pedigree I guess, but dude never should have had that grade to begin with.



It's mildly infuriating how the Niners gave away so much for one of the more high-profile busts of recent memory and still remained competitive with no issues lol

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The Purdy Effect

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So quarterback is pretty interesting tbh

haven't gotten around to it but i've heard kirk cousins is the star of the show and everyone is rooting him for him now because of it

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My Israeli cousin is currently obsessed with Kirk and it’s kinda hilarious

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If the preseason is any indication of how my season is going to go, I’m going to watch just for peak comedy.

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Jags preseason was fucking LIT my god our offense is going to be insane (as long as our OL holds up)



the Calvin Ridley / Trevor Lawrence connection is already there and that WR room is just such a supportive group of dudes.

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Our offense is still a massive question mark and will absolutely collapse if Tannehill isn't healthy, but I am looking forward to our defense. Think we're gonna have a helluva unit this year and with some surprising depth to help with rotations.



Malik looks competent now at least so we might not spontaneously combust?

We looked average in absolutely every measure of the word. Nothing special, nothing awful. A 9 WIN SEASON AWAITS!

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Carr looked sharp in his limited action, but yeah, without seeing much of the starters, you can never know for sure.



The season opener this year is actually on my birthday!

Nice. Kendre Miller has the potential for an Alvin Kamara style breakout but...thats about it for the Saints this year tbh. Jake Haener was hyped up all camp just for him to shit the bed against the Texans.

Not to mention dude looks like he belongs on the cover of a model magazine than a football field lol.

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Y'all can win the division if you use your weapons right. Healthy Thomas + Hill + Olave + Kamara isn't bad and likely better than what the Bucs, Panthers, and Falcons will be fielding. And you guys generally have an elite OLine too right?

Uh, not really. I mean we have all the pieces but its never meshed well tbh.

The question mark for the Saints really is, Wait for it...

DEFENSE! Ah yes our glorious friend, defensive woes has returned. Our only solace is there's no way it can be 2015 bad...right?

The Cardinals are the most blatant tank since the 2016 Browns lol. Why do I feel Gannon is just a patsy?