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Wildcardbitchesss
November 6th 2025


19545 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

this feels familiar

Scoot
November 6th 2025


24122 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

yeah it's just 2000s mallcore worship but it still slaps pretty hard for a bunch of gen z kids

JayEnder
November 6th 2025


22688 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Scoot we shared the exact same video lol



That song is so good. Knew those guys were something special when I saw them open for Deafheaven. Also the guitarist wore the same Mis Sigs shirt as the one in the music vid. Legend

Emim
November 6th 2025


38475 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I refuse to believe that wasn't recorded in 2007

Wildcardbitchesss
November 6th 2025


19545 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

THATS WHERE I KNEW THEM FROM



I was joking about jay having already posted it but no it was because i saw them open for Deafheaven… they were fine but goddamnit if these guys had opened? fuck me dude along with harms way they would’ve brought the motherfuckin house down

LightAndGlass
November 6th 2025


1716 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Lmao Jay, I was driving into work this morning thinking, "I should post that new I Promised the World song to the Static Dress thread since it's sort of the dumping ground for all new revivalcore recs." Guess you beat me to it.

Scoot
November 6th 2025


24122 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

lol we are all the same

anarchistfish
November 6th 2025


30533 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"yeah it's just 2000s mallcore worship"



Yeah but early mallcore

LightAndGlass
November 6th 2025


1716 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I like what they were doing as Sinema but the new song feels like it's a step up, granted it could be due to the production. Heard they put on a hell of a live show too.

JayEnder
November 7th 2025


22688 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Great minds think alike Light bro haha. And yeah Wildcard that was such an insane show. Free ticket too but of course I got sick as fuck shortly afterwards lol. Guess everything good in life comes at some kind of price



IPTW is solid but nothing would get me more hyped than a new album from these dudes tho... its gonna happen I'm telling you guys.

LightAndGlass
November 7th 2025


1716 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I'm almost starting to get pissed that there hasn't been any update from SD. I get wanting to be cryptic and keep an air of mystery around the band but they're pulling too heavily from their buddies in Loathe in regards to no new album. I can give them a piece of my mind when I see them in two weeks. I'm sure they'll take it to heart and release all the unreleased music they've been sitting on solely because of me.

Groundking
November 7th 2025


2433 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

'https://youtu.be/s9_D3XbUbrM?si=d1Qy_M3N-olN19wp



Not quite on the level of Static Dress but these guys just dropped a new song and its some top tier throwbackcore'



I love this, all for the mid 2000 revival stuff, modern mxc has been pretty crap for the most part imo. Vid even has the green filter



'I'm almost starting to get pissed that there hasn't been any update from SD'



Honestly, same, even an ep to tide us over would be nice but absolutely nothing for almost 3 and a half years?





Wildcardbitchesss
November 7th 2025


19545 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

hey we got 2 good singles bby

Groundking
November 7th 2025


2433 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Like the last 2 drops out of a waterskin trapped in the middle of a desert that has no end in sight.

JeetJeet
November 7th 2025


12823 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Really loving this I Promise The World track, great rec Jay! Shit made me feel like I was listening to I Killed The Prom Queen again

JayEnder
November 8th 2025


22688 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Hell yeah dude, glad you're digging it! Definitely some Prom Queen/Killswitch vibes in there too but its Mis Sigs worship at its core



Feel like SD and Loathe are gonna drop around the same time and tour together again. Springtime at the absolute latest.



Wildcardbitchesss
November 8th 2025


19545 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

God that would be a hell of a tour. I’d absolutely be willing to travel for that… here’s hoping the Loathe record is as good as that single. I have complete faith in these guys after crying and face. Those two tracks are just as good as anything on here imo.

Emim
November 16th 2025


38475 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Guys check out Of Eden immediately

Wildcardbitchesss
November 16th 2025


19545 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yessir 🫡

Wildcardbitchesss
November 16th 2025


19545 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Liking the Midwest emo vibes on some of these parts



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