Album Rating: 4.1 | Sound Off

the ability to speak does not make you intelligent

despite its monumentous length, it manifests all of their imitations

monumentous

If Johnny's post is pasta, it's the most accurate i've ever seen tbh

Given they lack the song structure of Between the Buried and Me

feck off page break

Album Rating: 4.5

Yeah gotta admit it's not bad.



From here: https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/blood-incantation/hidden-history-of-the-human-race/

Album Rating: 4.0

Saying BTBAM have well structured songs is a very bold claim

Oh that's where the guy posts, cheers eg I thought I'd busted it out from ltd viewership in a discord server

Have never heard a single second of this band but he is dumb so I assume it is all wrong

Especially the btbam bit jfc my sides

Album Rating: 5.0

I gotta give em credit for the Pyrrhon nod tho

Album Rating: 4.5

Good copypasta, but it still pales in comparison to this classic:



“ No, you're NOT a slam kid



I'm so sick of all these people who think they're slam. No, you're not. Most of you bands are not close to being slam. I see some of these people saying " put 100 hours in this new slam track it's great! That's nothing, most of us can put 300+ hours in all of our slam music. I see people who only do deathcore and claim to be slam. Come talk to me when you are doing GUTTURALS, BLAST BEATS, AND ACTUAL SLAMS. Then we can be friends.



Also DEAR ALL FEMALES: Vulvodynia and Within Destruction is not real Slam. Signs of The Swarm is not real slam. Suicide Silence is not real slam Infant Annihilator is not real slam. Slipknot is not real slam. DEATHCORE BANDS. ARE. NOT. REAL. SLAM. Put down the Deathcore bands and listen to something that actually requires skill and talent for once. Like Abominable Putridity



Imagine thinking you're real slam



- Sincerely all ACTUAL Slam Kids”

That's nothing, most of us can put 300+ hours in all of our slam music. [2]

Album Rating: 4.1 | Sound Off

DEAR ALL FEMALES

SLIPKNOT IS NOT REAL SLAM

Album Rating: 5.0

Imagine thinking you’re real slam

Album Rating: 3.5

"Given they lack the song structure of Between the Buried and Me"



omegaLuL

How can you think Blood Incantation are good? They're not even slam.

Album Rating: 4.5

Imagine liking anything that dude doesn't

slam is for the weak

Album Rating: 4.5

Slam is such a beta genre

Album Rating: 4.0

i saw them a week ago and people seemed to care more about the riffs than their momentous mockery of good music hmmm