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MalleusMaleficarum
May 17th 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"Hey malleus wanna jam DBM"



yeaa

TheFantasticDangler
May 17th 2012


2060 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

You can keep pretending im losing my shit lol...



i doubt anyone beyond high school has the unparalleled enjoyment some of you get from

listening to this formulaic, chugfest of a turd




I'm 20, been out of high school for two years. Yeah they chug excessively, and I can easily

understand why someone wouldnt like it, but this is not formulaic at all.

MalleusMaleficarum
May 17th 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

the second you rated this a 5, you exposed yourself as a child

ChuckyTruant
May 17th 2012


15956 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Ok cool. Strawberry Andre is it seeing as its the 2nd best song on it

MalleusMaleficarum
May 17th 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

LMAO chuck



worst song on the album

KILL
May 17th 2012


81582 Comments


can you guys stfu with the bs and talk about the riffz

TheFantasticDangler
May 17th 2012


2060 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

haha I knew sputnik would hate on the 5. I just fucking love this album. Its very clear you are the childish one malleus, just look at your posts.

MalleusMaleficarum
May 17th 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

theres no riffz this album is garbage

someguest
May 17th 2012


30519 Comments


dude there's melodic lines, 000, and 020 chugs

groundbreaking

TheFantasticDangler
May 17th 2012


2060 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

You dont like this album Malleus? I was unaware...

MalleusMaleficarum
May 17th 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

no im not "24 or what"



no im not treating this internet forum as a popularity contest



"WHO CAN BE LIKED BY THE MOST 16 YEAR OLD CONTORTIONIST KIDS? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!!"



youre a joke lol

someguest
May 17th 2012


30519 Comments


i'm here for the popularity too

MalleusMaleficarum
May 17th 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

i knew you were!!!!!

TheFantasticDangler
May 17th 2012


2060 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

lol, you guys are treating this like some trendy teen metal



this album is way too good to be tagged as that, way too good





someguest
May 17th 2012


30519 Comments


lol, you guys are treating this like some trendy teen metal


yeah. it's called logic.

MalleusMaleficarum
May 17th 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

yep.

TheFantasticDangler
May 17th 2012


2060 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

some logic you have... youre way off, I dont listen to that shit



Besides the junz, and the space deathcore theme, this is is nowhere near trendy teen metal

someguest
May 17th 2012


30519 Comments


the next time you and your friends are windmilling to this throw on some repulsion and watch the posers writhe in agony

MalleusMaleficarum
May 17th 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

" no one on this site likes you "



angry to the point of speaking for thousands of people, including those hes never spoke with



how awesome am i? to provoke such emotion?



just bask in it

TheFantasticDangler
May 17th 2012


2060 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

I dont hang out with posers... and if I wanted to get some people going id play At the Mouth by Lord Mantis... fuck that song is killer



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