girls are satan

Album Rating: 5.0

Satan is hot.

Album Rating: 4.5

miss u 2 specster. and yeah, i have a penchant for being involved in strange stories.



that's how he (she? idk) gets you, deathschool.

A good story that can still be repaired. I got involved with an engaged woman and that is beyond repair, and I still work with her. I think you win man.

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

I'm having amazing sex with someone but I'm still in love with my ex



None of us can win

Album Rating: 4.5

poor you

Album Rating: 5.0

I've been stuck in the house all day. I've written three shitty songs and put some holes in my walls. Girls, whoneedsem?

hmm. I guess there are upsides to being butt-fucking ugly.

Album Rating: 5.0

Joke's on you. The concesus is that I'm actually attractive, but I'm so terrible at everything that it doesn't matter in the slightest.

How is that joke on me?

lmao

Album Rating: 5.0

It was a joke. That's all on me.

Album Rating: 5.0

death are you me?

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

getting girls is so easy once you learn how to play the game

basically if you're not a 1/10, have decent posture, and a confident demeanor you can get whoever you want. it's the time you have them that can greatly differ depending on the specifics.

Album Rating: 5.0

Mx, yes. I'm like your Tyler Durden. Or vice versa. Or neither.

Album Rating: 5.0

haven't been with a girl since my ex left me almost a year ago, my game is so bad now it's nonexistent. but I have music and friends so fuck it

Album Rating: 5.0

I kinda figured. what do you wanna eat for breakfast tomorrow morning?

music, friends, and hipster Christ

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

step 1: actually talk to them

step 2: have value/worth

step 3: be better than their boyfriend

step 4: get drunk and make out

step 5: call them the next day

Album Rating: 5.0

wait you guys already broke up treb