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Manatea
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August 2nd 2023


2255 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Yeah it sucks but I was already optimistically hoping for 6 wins and pessimistically looking at 3. So optimistically I’m looking at 0 now…

MarsKid
Emeritus
August 2nd 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Hmm sounds like you're in for some Caleb Williams action then eh? Unless you traded your pick, who knows lol

Manatea
Emeritus
August 2nd 2023


2255 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I haven’t heard of us trading our first round pick yet. But yeah Williams would be the goal I’m assuming.

s0nicx
August 2nd 2023


990 Comments


I think it'll be a long while before we see a winless team again. The 08 Lions were so poorly constructed I think most of us could have done a better job (Matt Millen masterclass) and the 17 Browns are statically the unluckiest team ever (Their stats had them as a 5-6 win team).

Storm In A Teacup
August 2nd 2023


47127 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Almost want the Jets to smoke the Broncos week 5

vult
August 2nd 2023


3455 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

But Manatea the rams already have a godlike QB in STETSON BENNETT laying in wait

MarsKid
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August 2nd 2023


21057 Comments

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lmao I forgot they have Stetson, imagine if he actually turns out to be decent.



I'm pretty low on the Broncos this season so I'm not opposed to seeing the Jets offer Payton some always-needed humble pie.

s0nicx
August 2nd 2023


990 Comments


If Payton can't fix that offense with Wilson, no one can.

Calc
Staff Reviewer
August 2nd 2023


18178 Comments

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Hackett was a shit coach. But Denver still didn't really upgrade the O Line and Wilson is 34 or whatever. Just cuz the brother black don't mean he can be running around back there forever.



I'm a fan of Rodgers and Payton, anyone who stirs shit up is OK in my book.

MarsKid
Emeritus
August 2nd 2023


21057 Comments

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Wilson failing again under a coach known for his offensive genius would just keep raising Carroll's stock tbh. And God, *that* contract...

MarsKid
Emeritus
August 2nd 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Oh Payton and Rodgers can definitely talk shit, I enjoy some good shit-talk, but seeing a shit-talker get served is also satisfying.

Purpl3Spartan
August 2nd 2023


9531 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Bennett is a savvy vet QB that Stafford can learn under

MyNameIsPencil
August 2nd 2023


6666 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I look forward to seeing how the niners break my heart this year

MarsKid
Emeritus
August 2nd 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Bennett is probably retiring soon, he likely qualifies for social security benefits at his age.



@MyName I'm still willing a Bengals v. Niners rematch lol, however the Titans are winning the Superbowl, I've seen the script and Tannehill is MVP it's all very very nice.

MyNameIsPencil
August 2nd 2023


6666 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

i have no idea what to expect from the titans but I do feel ~better~ about them going into the season than I did last year

MarsKid
Emeritus
August 2nd 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Cliffnotes version:



> fired terrible OC, went with in-house promo for guy that is presumably better

> acquired DHop, as well as some low-key additions (i.e. Chris Moore, Arden Key) that have high upside

> defensive front 4 is healthy again

> offense is healthy again

> OLine was reworked, which should give Tannehill room to operate

> lot of promising rookies and 2nd year players looking to make a leap

> our coach is still Mike Vrabel

> Colts & Texans are still deep in rebuilds



Wildcard is our ceiling imo

MyNameIsPencil
August 2nd 2023


6666 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

pretty reasonable ceiling, I like the Titans and I think Ryan Tannehill winning a super bowl would be neat





MarsKid
Emeritus
August 2nd 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

I just want a Superbowl while I live and breathe lol, we got so close in 2019 and got fucking Mahomes'd.



Granted, I don't think we beat the Niners, but I would've loved to have at least had the chance.

Manatea
Emeritus
August 3rd 2023


2255 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

“But Manatea the rams already have a godlike QB in STETSON BENNETT laying in wait”



Hahahahahha ily vult



Nah this season’s already awash. I’ll root for the thread’s teams.

Manatea
Emeritus
August 3rd 2023


2255 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Anyway. Any other injuries that we know of around?



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