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Lord(e)Po)))ts
May 16th 2022


70256 Comments


Ars swingin in with the big dick

Colton
May 16th 2022


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

crazy how it took 28 years after this dropped for Beth Gibbons to reach the peak of her career

IsisScript80
May 16th 2022


1755 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Great album + bizarre code hacks + dick swinging = Very good thread.

MyNameIsPencil
May 16th 2022


6666 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

you can't have trip hop without dick swinging

Lord(e)Po)))ts
May 16th 2022


70256 Comments


Colton is the Starbucks version of an edgelord and it’s adorable that he’s so proud of that

Demon of the Fall
May 16th 2022


39077 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I definitely get spiced latte vibes from Colton and admittedly I don’t even know what one of those is

JohnnyoftheWell
May 16th 2022


64287 Comments


i went to a starbucks version the other day for a japanese class and hit a better groove than i expected, so i asked my tutor "uh not to be rude, but why are in a starbucks" and she said there was no reason, but she didn't know any other cafes in the area and asked if i had any suggestions
which pretty much does correlated with colton's niche residual chewing gum purchase on the pockmarked walls of sputnik q nicely

Colton
May 16th 2022


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

"which pretty much does correlated"



sounds like you oughta be taking English classes instead B

JohnnyoftheWell
May 16th 2022


64287 Comments


you know i've been leaving typos in my comments for weeks now to give you pity comebacks, and that's the first one you've twigged
pathetic

Colton
May 16th 2022


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

wow you know it's a low point for Johnny when he pulls out the "I wasn't even trying!" card

JohnnyoftheWell
May 16th 2022


64287 Comments


thing is, i absolutely was trying; my mistake for betting on someone too stunted for it to work
not the first time, not the last time

Colton
May 16th 2022


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

"haha I was just testing you" is an ironic comeback that 10 year olds use, and even for them it carries a concession of having been mistaken. the difference between you and them is the ability to admit this. the similarity is a proclivity for cartoons

JohnnyoftheWell
May 16th 2022


64287 Comments


>pulls out the "I wasn't even trying!" card
>"haha I was just testing you" is an ironic
these are two entirely different things
>comeback that 10 year olds use
so is "ur a fuckin idiot", which is no less pertinent here
>carries a concession of having been mistaken
>my mistake for betting on someone too stunted for it to work
wow i wonder how you figured that one out so fast
>the ability to admit this
swap in willingness or recognise for this to make nuanced sense
>the similarity is a proclivity for cartoons
you do realise that i am probably in the bottom 50% of this site when it comes to habitual anime consumption, which is not a balanced point of comparison given that the shit japanese 10 y/os are exposed is graphic enough to be rated at double your relative maturity by NA standards

Demon of the Fall
May 16th 2022


39077 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

spicy pumpkin latte

Colton
May 16th 2022


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

not getting how a lack of willingness functionally equals a lack of ability has me genuinely questioning your English ability but I'm glad to see my lowest effort prodding in weeks was able to elicit such an impassioned response

Lord(e)Po)))ts
May 16th 2022


70256 Comments


This terrible personality is literally all he has johnny, he has to take out his ice cream boy wage slave frustrations somewhere, might as well be here

parksungjoon
May 16th 2022


47227 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Post locked because yall cant behave

JohnnyoftheWell
May 16th 2022


64287 Comments


"not getting how a lack of willingness functionally equals a lack of ability"
it doesn't
which is why i corrected it
prove you're a big boy and work out the difference yourself, but until then
>my lowest effort prodding in weeks was able to elicit such an impassioned response
>wow you know it's a low point for Johnny when he pulls out the "I wasn't even trying!" card
you've committed one contradiction too many and are banned from this thread

JohnnyoftheWell
May 16th 2022


64287 Comments


"has to take out his ice cream boy wage slave frustrations somewhere, might as well be here"
tough shit. look what you made me do
banned

parksungjoon
May 16th 2022


47227 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

i got asahi from a supermarket here and it said on the label that it was made by peroni lol



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