Album Rating: 3.5

I'm not sure your pork is safe... sounds like it might give me cholera, or at the very least a bad case of the shits.

Album Rating: 5.0

Can you guarantee that your pork was raised on a 100% cruelty-free (only pre-Heritage) Opeth diet?

Album Rating: 3.5

Nah, this is like the 8th best Opeth, or something.

Album Rating: 5.0

There's like 5-6 Opeth albums that are hard 5's.

Album Rating: 3.4

I'd say two albums are hard 5's, but giving a band's discog two 5's is already rare for me in the first place

Album Rating: 5.0

Hard.

Album Rating: 3.5

I have 3 Opeth 5s, only artist with 3 currently. Subject to change as always but don't see me dropping my ratings for these guys any time soon.



Edit: in fact I only have 1 other artist with 2 5s, the rest are all singular.

Check Depeche Mode. At least four 5s in a row

Album Rating: 4.0

Depeche mode are ace, but not quite Opeth

ALSO FUCK YOU FUCKERS MY PORK IS THE FINEST IN THA LANDS

Album Rating: 4.0

Depeche Mode have one 5. But that's one 5 to rule them all.



Nowhere near Opeth though. Dir En Grey tops them all imo.

Album Rating: 5.0

The clean break in Masters Apprentices gets me every time.

Album Rating: 3.0

Whole song is phenomenal.

Pfft, DM kills Opeth any day of the week

Album Rating: 3.5

Opeth are progressive DM though...

See what I did there? I'm so clever.

Album Rating: 4.0

I rate that joke a demon 3.5 out of 5

Album Rating: 3.5

'I rate that joke a demon 3.5 out of 5' (2)

Album Rating: 4.0

A demon!! Demon out of five!!

Album Rating: 5.0

Backwards you say? That I need to hear.

Album Rating: 3.5

"Htaed otni yaw eht dael

Won resolc

Peels rof gnol

Gnivael dna

Yawa gnidaf



Tuohtiw Od Nac I Tahw

Em Gniwohs

Thgil Laerehte

Raeppasid Dna

Edaf Sruoloc

Ecnart Gnihtoos"

Holy shit sleep spelled backwards is peels