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Egarran
October 25th 2017


36866 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"I'm an adult now, so I can't enjoy this anymore".



You sad fuck.

DoofusWainwright
October 25th 2017


19991 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

“I am the Genie in the Lamp, Doofus are you ready for your final wish. I have seen you’ve already been enjoying your 9 inch penis, especially after I turned the entire population of planet earth into 21 year old female yoga instructors as you requested.”



“Dirty fucker, for my final wish I want a full head of hair again.”



“As you wish.”



Shazam.



“Here is a mirror, what do you think?”



“You’ve given me dreadlocks! I wish for you to take them away!”



“You are out of wishes”.



“Are they permanent?”



“Most certainly! A full head of hair in the dreadlock style for the rest of your days.”



“Fuck, they hum. None of my flock will go near me with these”.



“I know, enjoy spanking your 9 inch penis in terrible solitude. At least there will be plenty of lesbians to creep on.”



“Aaaaaaaaaaargh”.

zakalwe
October 25th 2017


42001 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Classic

Demon of the Fall
October 25th 2017


39126 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

'I'm an adult now, so I can't enjoy this anymore".







You sad fuck.'



He's right though... well apart from the 'anymore' because I thought this was a steaming pile of crap at 14.



DinosaurJones
October 25th 2017


10414 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I still have a few friends with dreads, so I can enjoy this shamelessly, I suppose.

Egarran
October 25th 2017


36866 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Oh doof. On one hand you claim to be too mature to enjoy RATM, but then you post some 5. grade humour.



It's not super convincing, man.

Demon of the Fall
October 25th 2017


39126 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Examples please.

DoofusWainwright
October 25th 2017


19991 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Damn, guess fighting The Man is still a serious business, apologies to all sensitive Machine Rage’rs n the thread.

DinosaurJones
October 25th 2017


10414 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Hey man, I should be allowed to enjoy this for the music despite being as rebellious as a sedated koala, just like I should be allowed to enjoy Bob Marley without having even ever touched a weed.

Piglet
October 25th 2017


8564 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

if you haven't sunk a couple cones to exodus the album then you're missing out on something great let me tellya mate

Egarran
October 25th 2017


36866 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Apology accepted, doof.

DoofusWainwright
October 25th 2017


19991 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Eg you’re a good sport my dude

Egarran
October 25th 2017


36866 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0



Describe married life with a line from this album.

DoofusWainwright
October 25th 2017


19991 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

“Bring that shit in! Ugh!”

Egarran
October 25th 2017


36866 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

lol

"Yeah, the movement's in motion"

DinosaurJones
October 25th 2017


10414 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"A fistful of steel"...

bloc
October 25th 2017


70880 Comments


"Freedom? Yeah right"

TheSpaceMan
October 25th 2017


13614 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

^winner

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
October 25th 2017


19068 Comments


Lmao

Deez
October 25th 2017


10598 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0



'Oh my goodness, oh my damn.







This was amazing deezer, thanks







lmao I just watched that whole thing [2] I couldn't stop.'



My fave part is during killing in the name

'Ohhhh allright!! Say it again then!! Ugh SAY IT AGAIN THEN!'



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