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Futures
Staff Reviewer
July 26th 2026


19070 Comments


Ryan: As if I give a fuck what you listen to and enjoy and dont enjoy. At least give your opinion on the music you old fart.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
July 26th 2026


128345 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5 | Sound Off

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Futures
Staff Reviewer
July 26th 2026


19070 Comments


so i actually listened to this. how do you even come up with the words to describe this? is there no shame left in this world?

feels like they listened to some mid era kanye and said yeah i can do that! m shadows with a vocoder is the stuff of nightmares. if it wasn't for him i would've thought the bands streaming accounts got hacked and some malicious actor put this on there to mock them. at least you know it's not ai because how do you even come up with this monstrosity. unlistenable music. rejoice is truly one of the worst songs i've heard in my entire life.

but really why?

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
July 26th 2026


128345 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5 | Sound Off

Bingo. Nail on the head right there brother.

Gfunk839
July 26th 2026


594 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

I have a theory that they saw the wildly polarizing response to LIBAD and figured "Fuck it, we'll push this controversial style as far as we can take it" and now they're just basically having a laugh and some fun .. I came up with this line of thought when I heard Magic and this jsut reinforces it

arthropod
July 26th 2026


3617 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

wait waitwait waitw ait did the avg just go up or am i under mandela effec

i could swear i saw this at 1.5

Josh D.
July 26th 2026


18757 Comments


take down your rating NOW

Dizchu
July 26th 2026


861 Comments


I think they were already way out of their depth on the last one. Obviously it's got shooters (as does A7X in general) but this EP shows they're going through a pretty embarrassing identity crisis lol.

Josh D.
July 26th 2026


18757 Comments


someone on youtube said "Song for people who draw five nights at Freddy’s fan art"

Kusangii
July 26th 2026


9127 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

"I have a theory that they saw the wildly polarizing response to LIBAD and figured "Fuck it, we'll push this controversial style as far as we can take it" and now they're just basically having a laugh and some fun"



Yeah, that's honestly my thoughts. It cannot be a serious release. They really are the edgiest band on the planet.

arthropod
July 26th 2026


3617 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

EDIT: yea probs a troll ep

Eakflanderyof
July 26th 2026


7079 Comments


Maybe it's because im getting old but I keep reading this as sciatica

MCJACKDAHL
July 26th 2026


396 Comments


I kinda like this hahahahahhja

Futures
Staff Reviewer
July 26th 2026


19070 Comments


mfw

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Gameofmetal
Emeritus
July 27th 2026


12301 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

The autotune doesn’t even cover up the fact that M Shadows sings like a pedophile what the hell is the point man.

ProphetNimd
July 27th 2026


315 Comments


I don't think I've cringe-laughed this much at a release since Rings of Saturn's self-titled album. This is profoundly ass and Rejoice might be one of the worst songs I've ever heard in any genre.

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
July 27th 2026


19303 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

still we rise

TheAntichrist
July 27th 2026


4508 Comments


this sounds like ai trying to make a7x songs

Kusangii
July 27th 2026


9127 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

If you study psychology or know anything about it at all, it makes exact sense what is going on with Avenged Sevenfold. They are approaching their golden age and want to leave a legacy musically and not just be another metal band. Good for them, I’m here for the ride.

tinathefatlard
July 27th 2026


2122 Comments


This is up there with Channing’s evisceration of Paramore’s self-titled. Well done.



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