The National First Two Pages of Frankenstein
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JohnnyoftheWell
May 5th 2023


64287 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Tbh the National's final form as a Winged Victory For The Sullen clone for celebrity chatshows is something we could easily have seen coming

TalonsOfFire
Emeritus
May 5th 2023


21027 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

As disappointing as this is, I think the strength of tracks 3-5 and Your Mind is Not Your Friend saves it from total failure.

Odal
Emeritus
May 5th 2023


3129 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

holy shit, that fantano review is some vintage pitchfork lol

Tundra
May 5th 2023


10734 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

best The National ever, love it

JohnnyoftheWell
May 5th 2023


64287 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

palliative tier bait

Tundra
May 5th 2023


10734 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

ok I unironically like this lol

Coldplaz
May 5th 2023


214 Comments


Lmao that Fantano review is brutal
Almost as funny as his Limp Bizkit reviews

Faraudo
May 6th 2023


5389 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

He's never liked the band tho, there are certain reviews of him (like with Deftones) that I don't really mind because I know he's gonna hate those projects.

Flashmobba
May 6th 2023


3444 Comments


but he likes White Pony and Saturday Night Wrist

Koi got a 6 too, not a bad score

Tunaboy45
May 6th 2023


18939 Comments


We can only go up from here, at least.

It does actually hurt a bit when a band that means so much to you releases an album that sounds like a self-parody.

DoofDoof
May 6th 2023


17292 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

So this album was an even easier payday for Fantano than for the band

Asdfp277
May 6th 2023


25661 Comments


that bald dude

Tunaboy45
May 6th 2023


18939 Comments


Will this even do anything for the people who got into The National through Taylor? Aside from the Taylor song, obviously.

Colton
May 6th 2023


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

they listen to Taylor Swift dude they’ll be fine

DocSportello
May 6th 2023


3683 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

ill ask my friend whose 2022 Spotify aura was amped pumpkin spice angst — might know!

JohnnyoftheWell
May 6th 2023


64287 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

i am ready for taylorstan posting across all national threads

funny thing is, i don't think it'll change the shape of the discourse on Slow Show whatsoever

Colton
May 6th 2023


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

you guys gotta realize how insane Taylor Swift fans on the internet actually are. if Taylor likes The National they will defend anything they’ve ever done to the death. they will tell you that you hate women if you diss Turtleneck

Mongi123
May 6th 2023


22443 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Excuse me. What the fuck happened here?

90m80s
May 6th 2023


1522 Comments


the last two minutes of young frankenstein

Mongi123
May 7th 2023


22443 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

The lyrics to eucalyptus are dreadful wtf



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