Slayer Christ Illusion
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AndrewMcAwesome
August 24th 2006


3 Comments


Skeleton Christ is fucking epic

south_of_heaven 11
August 24th 2006


5618 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

[quote=Andrew]Skeleton Christ is ****ing epic[/quote]

Why do I get the sense that you're being sarcastic?

Gore Obsessed
August 25th 2006


8 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Fucking awesome review.

Angmar
August 25th 2006


2688 Comments


there are many other bands out there if the whole satan thing bothers u. Iron maiden for example. Awsome review.

Shadows
Moderator
August 26th 2006


2530 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Please people, keep things on topic here. The next person who says anything about "Children of the Bodom" will be banned.

Bron-Yr-Aur
August 26th 2006


4405 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

There were only like five posts that mentioned Bodom.



We were already talking about Slayer again. Fair enough I suppose.This Message Edited On 08.26.06

metallicaman8
August 26th 2006


4677 Comments


Please people, keep things on topic here. The next person who says anything about "Children of the Bodom" will be banned.


Whoa, moderating and making a pun at the same time. I like this. Anyways, apologies and such.

I haven't heard anything from this album yet, but I've liked a lot of Slayer's material, so I'll probably like this. Aparently the lyrics are pretty bed, but I usually don't pay a whole lot of attention to them anyways.

Bron-Yr-Aur
August 26th 2006


4405 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

The thing that kills it for me is Tom. He's just horrible. And yeah, the lyrics are pretty atrocious.

Shadows
Moderator
August 26th 2006


2530 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

[QUOTE=metallicaman]Whoa, moderating and making a pun at the same time. I like this. Anyways, apologies and such.[/QUOTE]

I was joking about the banning part; don't take me so seriously. Just try not to get too obnoxious with the posting.

south_of_heaven 11
August 26th 2006


5618 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

[quote=metallicaman]Aparently the lyrics are pretty bed, but I usually don't pay a whole lot of attention to them anyways.[/quote]

On paper, they don't look that great, save for 'Jihad' and 'Cult'...and some of 'Flesh Storm'...but when you're actually hearing the song, they just seem to feel...well, right.

[quote=Chan]I need to get this.[/quote]

Theres a 1/100000 chance you will like this.

master567
August 28th 2006


36 Comments


Theres like a negative infinty chance I'll like this.
I'm sorry (no im not actually)
How can you stand this filth.
I mean Slayer is one of the crappest bands in this Genre ever. No I'm not bashing the Genre just a crappy Band.
Slayer sucks. Most people that i see listen to them are such dark people and it disgusts me. Go sacrfice a dead baby to satan. Not all fans are band but some really crappy ones. I really dont like this one. Plus my thing but som of the fans does not apply to yall.
Also fine if your gonna be dumb and cal me stupid and crap doesnt change how crappy this band is.
Never will so dont waste your breath. This Message Edited On 08.28.06

master567
August 28th 2006


36 Comments


Also I'm not saying I rate this band based on Fan base. That was just something I wanted to bring up. I really think this band sucks though.

Shadows
Moderator
August 28th 2006


2530 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Have you actually heard the album? It sounds like you're rating the album based on a general opinion of the band, in which case I'd have to ask you to delete your rating.

south_of_heaven 11
August 29th 2006


5618 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Wow, how did I Master567's comment? Well then...

How can you stand this filth.


Well, that's certainly ignorant. A better question is have you even heard this album, or are you just giving the band a '1'?

Slayer sucks. Most people that i see listen to them are such dark people and it disgusts me.


No, we're not dark and what not. 90% of us are crazed drunks, while the other 10%, like myself, are calm and actually very happy. Don't make assumptions off of some gothic kid at your school who has a Slayer shirt because there's gore and stuff on it.

Go sacrfice a dead baby to satan


Satan doesn't accept dead babies. Plus, I got grounded last week for trying it anyway...shucks. You know all of us Slayer fans, we just gotta sacrifice babies cause we all worship Satan, just like this band! You're so smart!

Also fine if your gonna be dumb and cal me stupid and crap doesnt change how crappy this band is.


You're dumb and stupid.

Slayer > Everything you have done, will do, and can ever think of.

Mikesn
Emeritus
August 29th 2006


3707 Comments



Satan doesn't accept dead babies. Plus, I got grounded last week for trying it anyway...shucks. You know all of us Slayer fans, we just gotta sacrifice babies cause we all worship Satan, just like this band! You're so smart!

You blasphemous fiends! :o

But in all seriousness, I'm going to check out the title track. It sounds interesting.This Message Edited On 08.28.06

south_of_heaven 11
August 29th 2006


5618 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Eh? Title track Mikesn? Er...what title track? I guess the only one you could call the title track would be 'Cult' as Tom shouts out near the end "I see through your Christ Illusion!"

So Mikey, which track you be talkin bout homie?

Mikesn
Emeritus
August 29th 2006


3707 Comments


...Duuuur.

Jihad. Well, Jesus has got Jihad written on his chest on the cover, so I pieced the two together. :p

south_of_heaven 11
August 29th 2006


5618 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Hahaha I figured it might've been Jihad, and I can see how you got that now. I honestly think 'Cult' might be the title track though, just cause of that line. Remember 'Still Life' off of 'Piece of Mind' by Maiden? Kinda like that

master567
August 29th 2006


36 Comments


Omg this is funny did you actually read what i said based on fan base. I said some of the fans I have seen. I havent seen any of yall so i wouldnt know plus i said not all fans are bad just some. Read word for word plz.
Yes i have heard part of the cd and i didnt like it. I havent liked any of their stuff. Plus its not fair for you to tell me to change my rating because its my opioin and I am allowed to express it.
I dont like the band I dont like the Cd period.
There have i explained my self well enough that you understand me.
Plus i dont care if your a moderator you cant tell me to chnage my rating when thats how i feel on the cd.

south_of_heaven 11
August 29th 2006


5618 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

[quote=Master]Yes i have heard part of the cd and i didnt like it.[/quote]

I pointed out the keyword there for you in your statement. Hearing a 'part' of an album doesn't justify you giving it a rating.

Omg this is funny did you actually read what i said based on fan base.


fomgz lik no way i guezz i didnt c that uh oh lolz

I also think its rather pathetic that you base some of your judgement of a band off of their fan base.



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