Album Rating: 5.0

Average Death was the first song I heard from this and I thought it was so weird, but after a few listens, my God it's catchy.

Best song on here yeah

Album Rating: 4.5

meh I think it’s good for sure, but my favorites are Masunaga Vapors, Real Folk Blues, and Bad Selection.



Like, Bad Selection straight up might be my favorite armed song

Album Rating: 4.5

This album is stupid good

Everything on here is stupidly good, the closer keeps this from fiving this tho. It’s the only meh moment..

Album Rating: 4.0

you’re welcome

Album Rating: 4.5

Still a great song, but it does come across as a little underwhelming following the closer on their last record

Also sensing the album is a bit quiet on Spotify

Album Rating: 4.5

Also, my record says Eva Spence is on this record but I can’t hear her anywhere for the life of me.



A Rolo Tomassi and Armed tour would be fucking awesome.

Album Rating: 5.0

the bandcamp quality is a lot better.

eva spence is screaming in the chorus on A Life so Wonderful.

Album Rating: 4.5

Alright I’ll have to look out for that when I listen to it later today

Prancer, are you in The Armed?

Album Rating: 5.0

we are all in the armed

Album Rating: 4.5

when youre right you are right

Album Rating: 5.0

Is this the best pop album of all time?

Album Rating: 4.5

short answer: yes

Long answer: absolutely

Album Rating: 5.0

I might have to 5 this bastard.

Started off the album thinking how the hell am I going to hear anything under all this noise but by the end of it, I can say this has the official bloc seal of approval.

Album Rating: 5.0

The production is excellent! It's somehow pleasing to my ear.

Album Rating: 4.5

Kurt Ballou is a god

Album Rating: 5.0

In the context of the album Big Shell is probably top 5 heaviest things I’ve ever heard material